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[askmegame]

send me  ☕️ and i’ll tell you a random fact i know!

[mirthfulrealist]

Neil Gaiman's Journal: started February 2001 when nobody knew what the word Blog meant. Talking about writing, comics, books, films, bees, demonic tomatoes, cats, travel and a dog ever since.

[quixoticrobotic]

every horror writer in history wanted what the 19th floor subplot in the Wayside School books had

[maculategiraffe]

[mirthfulrealist]

There is no miss Zarves. There is no nineteenth story. Sorry.

[claysalive]

I keep going back and forth on whose the oldest but it comes down to Lily’s “I know what’s best, and you’re all going to do what I say” eldest vibes versus Granny’s “tsk. That’s not how I would have done it” eldest vibes. Do you see my dilemma here

[mirthfulrealist]

I get "younger sister" vibes from "I'd have done it differently" and the whole "I had to be the good one" thing...might be projecting though.

[x0401x]

20 DAYS SHOUJO CHALLENGE

Day 5: Favorite Fantasy Shoujo → Cardcaptor Sakura

[mirthfulrealist]

Media hot take of the century: Video games were better when all the buttons on the controller were different colours.

[mirthfulrealist]

Extra irritating that every modern contoller has the same diamond-shaped cluster of four identical and arbitrarily named grey buttons on one side, and X is at a different spot on each of them.

[mirthfulrealist]

Media hot take of the century: Video games were better when all the buttons on the controller were different colours.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[mirthfulrealist]

Eye-opening. 

[luxwing]

I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

[luxwing]

Why the hell did we stop doing this????

[alynnl]

Bring this back

[mirthfulrealist]

See-through so we could see the guts. 

[thechekhov]

Some kid in 4019: Hey, look at this weird construction of an ancient civilization. My universal translator says it reads something like “This is not a place of honor.”…? 

Some other kid: Oh yeah I’ve heard of this. It’s a dank meme from the 21st century

First kid: What does it mean?

Second kid: Fuck if I know, let’s go inside.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh no

[kvothbloodless]

Honestly the whole system is doomed to fail there is nothing u can say or do that will prevent humans from looking inside a locked box. Even w people knowing what is inside nuclear containment areas people today would still go inside to look if we werent here actively preventing them. Pandoras box is not a moral tale its just a description of what humanity is like. The only way to stop people from going somewhere u dont want them to is to make it physically impossible for them to get there and thats a lost cause if youre working on a scale of 10s of thousands of years.

[rhetoricandlogic]

Pandoras box is not a moral tale its just a description of what humanity is like

Exactly.

[jabberwockypie]

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

- Terry Pratchett, The Thief of Time

[morvidra]

“‘And there’s the sign, Ridcully,’ said the Dean. ‘You *have* read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says “Do not, under any circumstances, open this door”?’

‘Of course I’ve read it, said Ridcully. ‘Why d'yer think I want it opened?’

‘Er… why?’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.

‘To see why they wanted it shut, of course.’*

*This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.

–Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

[jabberwockypie]

“Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, “What happens if I do this?”

-Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Pterry had a lot to say about humans being Like That. (And for a while he worked as a Press Officer for an electric company that had several nuclear power plants, right after the whole Three Mile Island thing - bringing us full circle to the original post.)

[miss-gardner]

Been enjoying Nesskain’s boxers and had to draw one too! : )

[jenniferstolzer]

Commander Samuel Vimes - Guarding the Dark

if you wanna see the sketch I uploaded it here a little bit ago.

[mauls-fair-in-love-and-war]

“I’ve seen a handful of posts comparing Zabrak to cats and I’d like to point out that Mother Talzin literally coaxed Maul out of Savage’s ship by getting him to chase a light”

Tumblr wouldn’t let me put this video in the reblogs so it’s its own post now

[sylvanlore]

[mirthfulartist]

Couldn’t help myself. 

[sylvanlore]

:DDDD

[vaders-georg]

dumbass mode engaged

[mirthfulrealist]

New meme??? Zabrak OC meme????

[xigrif]

Listen up

You don’t have to like or reblog my art to show your support - I just ask that you print it out and eat it every once in a while. Thanks

[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

[hashtagloveloses]

[headspace-hotel]

The best type of fanon is “this is obviously a mistake on the part of the creator but we are going to continue to create in-universe explanations for it with a seriousness that approaches spite”

[hashtagloveloses]

star wars fans perfected this idea to a well oiled machine

[mirthfulrealist]

No guys it’s a Force Kick.

[panthermouthh]

The Jedi lessons are going great.

[mirthfulrealist]

Star Wars Discworld crossovers...a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.