Dark Ways Here...

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[fromhiddleswithlove]

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[team-hiddleston]

[veryfunnymemes]

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[yotoob]

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

[yotoob]

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

[yotoob]

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

[what-am-i-doing-dotcom]

They say life is like a box of chocolates, but what they failed to mention is how shitty most of the chocolate tastes.....

[kushandwizdom]

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Good Vibes HERE

[what-am-i-doing-dotcom]

You know you're bored when you start watching Dr. Phil and Dateline on YouTube for fun.....

[vampirewknd]

[what-am-i-doing-dotcom]

“it means ‘the shared madness of two’, in French!” [x]

[mirrormaskcamera]

Sean Yuruslaf / القدس - alquds.

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This is fucking cool

[veryfunnymemes]

[what-am-i-doing-dotcom]

the bae: *does something cute*

me @ god: are you seeing this shit?

god: fucking unbelievable

[memegirl12345-deactivated201604]

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

[midnight-kitty]

[lokishield]

Tom Hiddleston for Comic Relief’s fashion shoot (x)

[dxilydose]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[ayeitskaylee]

If you flick your tongue up my neck, I will fucking die.

[dizzywithlove]

people not to fuck with: the person who catches the bug and puts it outside

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[steampunktendencies]

“The Raven’s Chamber” by Art Donovan 

Made of solid mahogany, polar and walnut, glass, iron, plaster, polycarbonate, steel and brass. Designed and hand made, top to bottom,  by Art Donovan for Donovan Design, Southampton NY