[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

[laughcentre]

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

[pantywitch]

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

[morningsuns]

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

[morningsuns]

[officialunitedstates]

reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while

[divamancer]

Knock knock

[officialunitedstates]

xD that is my favorite one

[lintott-blog]

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

[dubstepfordads]

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours  -moths

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you can hack your way into a University computer system and give yourself a fake degree in Computer Science, it should count.

[invaeric]

Have you tried turning the US off and back on again?

[actionables]

[theslaybymic]

[shittyidea]

Listen to Dark Side of the Moon on shuffle

[hottiegotanewblog-deactivated20]

[deaddolin]

youtube is either really running out of things to show me, or it knows exactly what i want

[iamallybee]

When you tell your friend a really bad pun;

[plumwrites]

tr*mp: “we (the us) have become a third world country”

every third world country:

[lowkeylioness]

tr*mp: “i have developed a bond with the African American community”

African American community:

[im-afraid-of-everything-deactiv]

tr*mp: “i broke the glass ceiling for women ”

Women everywhere:

[noorasmartin-deactivated2020120]

tr*mp: “I love Mexicans”

Mexicans:

[maskwearingsocio]

It got better

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[chronokashmir]

when people barge into my room without asking…