The one where Ballsy comments on the Vogue shite and lets ya all vent. And then is done with that.
Firstly, what a great start to my day! I had SUCH a laffest! Tee Hee!
Imma gonna bullet point it:
From “Nascent” to “Oscars bump” on the same day!(the article and I guess photo was done at the time of the Fashion Show)
Seventeen years? Calling it. I told you they would have them as Childhood and/or High School Sweethearts next!
Fragile, not in your face ring? And that aint a Sapphire. I think someone wants to be Duchess Kate.
Swanlike neck? Moving away from our Giraffe reference there?
Three months to make the dress? (Funny how mid Jan to mid Feb is now 3 months – time and space mean nothing here)
Her “Award Winning” Brother (one award, two years ago at a “skills show” - another fluffed up CV?) made the non-matching, ill-fitting bands?
The dress in Vogue does not match the one pictured in on the day. Nor does the description.
Could she BE any more artsy-farsty? I doubt that’s possible.
If the wedding really was THAT pretentious? Another little bit of respect for Ben just got chipped off.
On that. Um, was there a Groom involved with this “Wedding”? Was that even a requirement?
No further comment, just this:
Ha-Ha- Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha Ha-Ha!
I have a question tho. Where are the antlers?
*****************************************
Go to ucbutudonotobserve, there’s the infamous Vogue article ^^ w/ wedding dress (doesn’t look the same that VDay pic) and baby bump photo. *barf
*******************************************
Sophie claiming she’s known him for 17 fucking years!!!! Ahahahahahhahhhh. Holy shit, it’s almost like she’s telling younger fans to fuck off because she’s known him since they were minors/before they were born. Damn that is saaaaaad.
******************************************
Ballsy, in case you’re wondering how TheStupidOne and TheStupiderOne met 17 years ago in 1998: mIRC (in a Take That chat room). Whatever. Next she’s going to claim she’d been blogging since 1996 or whatever. ******************************************
Timing Ballsy. Its always the timing. What do we get on the same day? Soapies Vogue PR piece AND announcement that Ben is hosting the Laureus awards. Same day. Colliding narratives again? Or am I reading too much into it? I swear, this clusterfuck is making my head spin! And did you read that PR piece in Vogue? I mean, come on. Just, come. On. I’m stuck between laughing at the OBVIOUSNESS of it and crying at the thought BC has tied himself to this fame driven woman! *sigh
*******************************************
BTT, I’m not the anon who normally does this but, *deep breath* here we go - Vogue? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA – CTW
Ballsy: Waves to CTW. Was that fun? It’s fun isn’t it?
******************************************
Your inbox must be exploding right now Ballsy, so I wont make this too long. But Vogue (or Skanka) is pushing that they knew each other for 17 years, right? Then why this comment - ‘when two people meet and it’s the right combination’. Doesn’t sync with the whole 17 year thing, yes? The whole article is a pack of lies. Festivals? Debunked. Award winning jeweller? Possibly debunked. And the 17 year thing? Lie after lie after lie. And yet, the nannies still believe! Sad or just pathetic?
Ballsy: Were there flames coming off that dress in the pic? Or at least smoke. I think we can safely DX her as “compulsive liar” now.
******************************************
Ballsy, did you notice who wrote the Vogue piece? Hamish Bowles! Everybody’s favourite creepy backrow photobomber from the Valentino show with SH & AW.
Ballsy: Now I can believe that piece was making fun of her.
******************************************
mad-maenad submitted: Seeing the Vogue write up… LMFAO. If they wanted anyone to take her (or him) seriously, that isn’t going to help. She comes off as pretentious, clueless, and vapid. And stuck up her own ass. So maybe it’s the most honest article about her.
Ballsy: I’m going to suggest to NASA that they used her “swanlike” neck as a Space Elevator, that nose of hers could reach the Moon.
******************************************
So when we first heard about the Vogue article I said we should take bets as to whether these were the dress photos…. Guess I should have made an actual bet. I don’t like the dress and the accompanying fluff article made me want to vomit. SH’s camp working hard to sell this one… So much for Private Wedding. This whole thing is just icky
******************************************
ah so let me get this straight, we did get a wedding dress shot in vogue? oh yeah, so intimate and private and not for the pub only close friends and family to celebrate their real love that they sold exclusives to a magazine. LOLOL
Ballsy: If this wasn’t a totes sell out for publicity before. Oh, wait! It’s been that from the start! If the Nans can’t see that now, all hope for them is lost.
******************************************
boy its getting harder and harder and harder to talk about invasions of privacy, a normal, private, intimate life, a love that is pure and not for the public, a love that is not for sale, only to build their family when each and every event has a magazine spread, has every detail documented in a tabloid or magazine, isn’t it?
Ballsy: Yep, if he ever utters the word “private” again, get a tape-measure out for his nose.
******************************************
lolol so much for bc having wife that isnt about the glamour
******************************************
this is getting too humiliating for ben. omg im so embarrassed for him right now
Ballsy: He’s a mockery now. And WTF is she? Really? This could not be more pretentious.
******************************************
OldSoulAnon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (gasp for air, let me catch mah breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (tear wipe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good Lawd All My Tea. Nothing like a good long belly laugh to start the day, eh Ballsy? Vogue did a funny.
Ballsy: They did! They did do a funny! :D
******************************************
The pictures from VOGUE are in FB!! OMG! Disgusting little woman… She wants to play the “demure English rose”… She Totally wants to be royal “she wanted to wear her family 200 years old whatever”.aaaaaaaaaaaah! Sorry about the rant 😳
Ballsy: Rant away. Yes, she wants to be Royal. Totes obvious that.
******************************************
People take the one thing at a time statement as a sign of internal PR fight (BC trying to put the breaks on SH’s antics) but after reading Vogue, it seems to me that it was a red herring that BC planted to keep people from looking top hard at his wedding plans. If you’ve got a dress ordered in Oct/Nov and the bride gives photos of the church to the designers that far out, there’s no way BC wasn’t lying through his teeth.
Ballsy: After the damage control following THAT brain fart? No, SH in this (late Jan) Vogue article is lying in so many places – might as well be lying about that too. The dress doesn’t match this pic. And the wedding planning? We saw a lot of rushing from mid Jan. After the preg reveal. Someone pulled an ace out of their sleeve and forced someone else’s hand there. And I’ve had a few asks adjusting the timeline based on her “3 months” statement. That’s the same typical back-tracking/damage control/timeline adjustment we’ve seen before. And all of it’s problematic. Why are folk just believing that and helping them with that?
******************************************
LEAVE THE INTIMATE PRIVATE COUPLE ALONE!!!!!!! NO PAP SHOTS STOP PRYING INTO THEIR LIVES ITS NOT FOR THE PUBLIC THEY ARE BUILDING THEIR PRIVATE FAMILY oh shit they did a vogue spread and leaked all the deets of the wedding and hired one pap guy to follow them on their honeymoon for a week and doc it all for magazines… Well shit
Ballsy: Oh, didn’t you hear? Tabloid & Magazine spreads are the new private!
******************************************
AHAHAHHA the brother said he won an award for jewellery design but it was the company. Holy shit this entire family is a bunch on incompetent underachievers who can’t get any regard w/o stealing it and lying!!! Fucking. Goddamn. Hilarious. Oh man, I’m so glad im just a normal person w normal goals I can reach. I wouldn’t wanna be her or in her fam if you paid me millions and millions and millions. Ahhahahaa so embarrassing
Ballsy: So, her Mum works in Admin and her Dad is a card player. She’s done jack-shit other that artsy stuff she just seems to rock up for and put her name on the sign-in sheet. And now she’s pushing that her Brother won one award (he actually did – once, at a “Skills show”). Such wannabes the lot of them! How did Benedict, a hard-working and dedicated actor (Oscar Nominated) with similar parents get lumped with this family of pretenders?
******************************************
I’m really sorry if you’ve been bombarded with this question - but did Vogue write about a wedding dress that she did NOT wear? I mean, wow!
Ballsy: The picture in this article does not match the one we saw on the day. Neither does the write-up. So yeah.
******************************************
" for her day of day" ?!? AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH THIS WOMAN IS A CHILD. Oh man bc you look so bad married to this silly train wreck
Ballsy: She does sound like a 6 year old here doesn’t she? Does she live in the real world at all?
******************************************
Fashion designers can take a person in at a glance and know their size. They look at clothing for cut and fit and drape. Does Sophie think, even for a second, that she could slide the ever changing bump past that crowd? Nuclear Wintour certainly has her number.
Ballsy: Leaving this here:
http://www.vogue.com/11641163/oscars-2015-recap-things-we-learned/
Number 4. Nuclear Wintour would have seen/approved this. And remember the article today? Prepped late January.
******************************************
What a craftily entertaining and illuminating article.
Ballsy: Oh, it’s that alright! ;)
******************************************
[Sanka] HAS LIMBS LIKE A CHAMPION WHIPPET AHAHA
Ballsy: Damage control for us saying she hasn’t gained the normal weight you do during pregnancy? Yeah, noticed that.
******************************************
That whole Vogue article. Seriously whoever wrote that should write fanfiction too coz they have a fantastic imagination! All those lies. No research. Perfect journalism. Not! Maybe it’s supposed to be ironic!!!
Ballsy: Someone just submitted a post on Hamish. With links to his other stuff. Seems pretentious is his thing. Perfect match for RC Cola. Only this is way OTT even for him.
******************************************
The beyond pretentious Vogue article. The embarrassing Laureus Sports Awards AGAIN. Taking over (and ruining) the once cool Letters Live. Sadly, it’s getting harder by the day to even remotely like BC anymore. Can’t help but wonder if this was his intent, although an artist without an audience seems illogical. We’ve been fooled by a pretender. He’s been acting all along. He IS an uppercrust posho (or wants to be) and he IS in it for himself (and his circle of hangers-on), the audience be damned.
Ballsy: Thing is – he wasn’t like this before AT ALL. Was he? Has he really been pretending all his life and only the last several months he’s “him”? I don’t think so. There was some poshy/pretentious/artsy stuff there, but not to this level, and he’s always backed away from it. This is partly him doing the big Oscar career push (Mr Longevity) and the rest? Oh, it’s her. I mean, read that article. SHE’s the wannabe poshy one. She seems to want to marry into royalty.
So, on his side? Laureus/Letters Live/MG/Oscars. Career. On her side? This article/her CV fluffing etc. Pretentious Poshy wannabe.
******************************************
Vogue article compares Sophie’s dress to that of the bride in van Eyck’s Arnolfini’s Wedding. First of all, the dresses are completely different. Second of all, I just thought I’d throw some art history shade here: there’s a common misconception that the bride in Arnolfini’s Wedding is pregnant. In fact, the dress style of that period and location had a lot of excess fabric in the front, so women had to gather fabric in a ball around their lower abdomen in order to walk. So the bride’s extra girth around the middle is merely from the clothing she’s wearing and not from a pregnant belly.
Ballsy: Whistles … um, did we just get an art history clue there?
******************************************
kazyjay said: Sick of being annoymous. Don’t care if get hate from nannies but that Vogue article is full of bullshit and lies. Someone is living in a fantasy world. Not sure if its the author or the subject. Probably both. Should check facts before printing.
******************************************
Hmmm Celebitchy reviewed Her vogue article. Was not feeling it either. She had few excerpts from it. Lordy it’s pretentiousness at its finest and clearly not a love fest between the two. Nothing new. None of this surprises me.
******************************************
so basically in that Vogue article they compared her to a dog…. so she won best in show?
******************************************
Let us all have a moment of silence in honour of the trees that unwillingly gave their lives so that Vogue could print that ridiculously shallow article about the wedding dress that Skanka didn’t even wear. March 16 Anon
Ballsy: And electrons, totes waste of them too.
******************************************
