SENTENCE MEME â¶ BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL / 1.01 ââ 1.03
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âOnce they pull apart their skin, an alien comes out.â
âThey had donuts in 1947? How old are donuts?â
âWhy didnât he go to the police?â
âThere is no internet, by the way. It was 1967.â
âHe had smooth, plastic-like skin like a doll.â
âIn the off chance that this actually happened, how shitty would that be?â
âIf you tell a story like this, no oneâs gonna believe you, and youâre gonna look like a crazy person.â
âWhy is it some weird alien organization coming after them?â
âStop looking for aliens, you pesky human.â
âNo oneâs gonna die now, right?â
âAre basketball players aliens?â
âUltimately, it comes down to what you believe.â
âAlright, approach with an open mind.â
âSo this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions meeting down by the train tracks.â
âActively recruiting people into the secret society is criminalized.â
â28% of people probably believe that the sun moves around the earth.â
âIâm just saying, people are dumb.â
âThatâs not creepy? It didnât make your spine tingle a little bit?â
âLetâs hop down the rabbit hole.â
âPeople believe that lizard people control our society.â
âYouâve got a lot of time on your hands, if youâre Lucifer.â
âHell is supposed to be an awful place. I imagine the place is terribly maintained.â
âXeroxing is not how cloning works.â
âHe looks like he just pooped his pants.â
âI love how you out yourself as a crazy person.â
âNothing is impossible.â
âThis dudeâs the real deal.â
âWe better stock up on some knowledge here otherwise weâre gonna get murdered by ghosts.â
âI promise you will regret that statement.â
âWhatâs the difference between a ghost and a demon?â
âI would do nothing to invite them into any kind of conversation.â
âI feel a lot better about whatâs about to happen.â
âI feel so comforted right now and where weâre about to go is the complete opposite.â
âIâm not gonna lie, Iâm afraid right now.â
âGot our holy water and our demon tips.â
âWhen the lights go off, this might be a little different.â
âYou are full of shit if you do not feel strange right now.â
âI assure you that half the places youâve ever been people have died there.â
âSomeone probably died at the Chipotle we just ate at.â
âWell, I think I know the end of this story.â
âIf you can live forever, great.â
âThatâs why she didnât live forever ââ she found a loophole!â
âI canât imagine a ghost would get foiled into falling into those bushes down there, but the thought is nice.â
âThis is a theory that people believe and Iâm just relaying it.â
âIâm glad we agree on something for once.â
âThis looks like a nightmare, thatâs fun.â
â[sarcastically] This is highly unusual. Iâve never seen it do this before.â
âThis is horrifying. I bet [name] wouldnât do this.â
âNaturally, one of the creepiest places in the house is the basement.â
âWhy Iâm talking over here by my-fucking-self is beyond me.â
âYou piece of shit, [name].â
âYouâre crouching in here like some sort of cave creature.â
âYou almost scared me to death. Iâm never going to forgive you for that.â
âDo you believe ghosts are real?â
âHey, ghosts! Tussle my hair!â
âGive me a purple nurple or something.â
âYouâre the worst.â
âI think I may murder you myself.â
âWe donât have to go to our next horrible place until tomorrow.â
âThis mirror is literally dripping blood from it.â
âWeâre on our way to a nightmare.â
âThatâs how easy it is to trick us.â
âThatâs what people usually say on the way to their death.â
âI feel like a big weeny.â
âThis is the beginning of a horror movie right now.â
âWell, this seems all horrible and awful in general.â
âIâm more concerned about the spiders than I am the ghosts.â
âI thought I got bit in the ass cheeks by a spider.â
âThe dead girl was not confirmed.â
âThe spiders probably ate her.â
âHe has a lifelong mission to appease the ghosts.â
âHe probably fucks the dolls. Can I say that?â
âI did touch it. Oh, god.â
âFuck that, letâs go.â
âItâs gonna be the showdown with a demon.â
âEveryone thinks feeling energy is bullshit, but you really donât feel anything at all?â
âTaking selfies with demons, whaaaaaaat?â
âiâm just gonna get the fucking holy water.â
âWe foolishly plan on sleeping here, for some reason.â
âI live my life by one thing ââ donât fuck with demons.â
âI think this is all bullshit.â
âYouâre telling me that you wouldnât be unnerved by finding a bunch of stuffed animals organized into a little cult circle when no one did it?â
âDemon? Demon? I want to talk to the demons!â
âIf you donât like us, turn the light on.â
âWhereâs my holy water?â
âI donât think they have the power to turn it back on again.â
âAre you fucking kidding me??â
âKeep in mind, we have to sleep here tonight.â
âWe should have never talked to it, dude.â
âThis is what I love about the paranormal. People are always like, âwhereâs the evidence?â, but then when evidence finally appears itâs like âfake!â.â
âIf you slit my throat tonight, I will have a hard time forgiving you for that.â
âWill you haunt me for the rest of my life?â
âI wonât haunt you because Iâll be dead. Ghosts arenât real.â
âDemons will appear as children.â
âThat demon is racist!â
âFuck that demon. Heâs whitewashing the haunting of this house!â
âI donât respect this demon.â
âIf youâre there in the hole and wanna speak to us, turn that flashlight on.â
âIf you wanna eat my heart, turn that light on.â
âI think that demonâs a wimp!â
âRock and roll, buckaroo.â
âFuck this house, dude, fuck this house so hard.â
âIf I wake up tonight, and there is this grotesque-looking thing next to me, and just staring at me with its stupid fucking beady eyes open, Iâm gonna shit myself.â
âIâm gonna get closer to you.â
âEvery creak you hear is gonna make your butthole tighten.â
âI just think itâs silly to give up at the last minute, but whatever.â
âDid you just call the demon a motherfucker?â
âFuck that house, goodbye.â
âGhost and/or demons are real.â
âIâm glad it happened, because we got to see you turn into a babbling mess.â
âItâs gonna be fun to watch you freak out some more.â
âYou disobeyed everything he said.â
âWe saw spiders and ghouls.â