Finally had a second to sit down with Photoshop. There we go.

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Finally had a second to sit down with Photoshop. There we go.
Oompa Loompa doopity do!
Jeffrey’s stirring up some chocolate for you.
Oompa Loompa doopity dee! He worked at the ambrosian factory
What would ya bet Jeffrey guzzled down meat?
Eating a bunch of fellas he’d meet.
If Jeff was a cat and men were rats
What do you think would come of that?!
(I don’t like the look of it)
Oompa Loompa doopity da! Jeffrey loved eating men from gay bars
and he lived in happiness too
like the Oompa Loompa do!
I just get angry with other people who think they have a right to somehow try to blame my parents for what happened. That’s not right at all. No one has the right to do that because they’re totally innocent. They had no knowledge of it. And that angers me. There comes a point where a person has to be accountable for what he’s done. Can’t go around making excuses, blaming other people or other things. So I alone am the one who is responsible for what’s happened. The only motive that there ever was was to completely control a person–a person I found physically attractive. And keep them with me as long as possible, even if it meant just keeping a part of them.
Jeffrey Dahmer (via boyscanhurtaswell)
Nicole Dollanganger // Dahmer And The Limbs
this will never not be funny
felt the need to share this with my followers today. those of you who have maybe heard jokes about ted and socks well, here it is. the proof he was literally obsessed with them. i definitely giggled when i first read this.
(via google)
Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and likes really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY
THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU
I like you / dandelion hands
the nymph aesthetic
covering smiles behind fingers
singing softly and prettily
silky clothing draped gently over skin
reading poetry in nature
hair woven with wildflowers
laughing in situations you shouldn’t
hooded eyes and long lashes
skin that is soft to the touch
flirty laughs and gentle touches
holding flowers in cupped hands
stepping bare feet into clear water
eyes glazed because a part of you is far away, swept up in stories and dreams and worlds that no-one else could understand
Red lips, curled lashes, natural brows, flushed cheeks, soft skin, loose hair, gold jewelry
aphrodite
Aphrodite Glamour Water 💋
This glamour spell is one of the few that I use, and I can say that it’s worked for me quite well. Be careful, though. You may attract unwanted attention.
SUPPLIES NEEDED:
a jar
water
rose petals (optional)
vanilla essential oil (optional)
red or pink candle (optional)
STEPS:
💋 Pour the water inside the jar you wish to use.
💋 Put in your ingredients that you chose to use. As you put them in, visualize how you want people to look at you. If you want to be confident, visualize yourself being confident. If you want romantic or sexual attention, visualize yourself getting that. Whatever you want, just visualize yourself attracting it.
At this point, if you wish to use a candle, now is the time to pour your intentions into it & light it. If not, that’s fine. You can also call upon deities who correspond to love at this moment.
💋Stir the liquid clockwise so that it’s moving towards you. As you do so, continue to visualize your desired outcome.
💋 After that, it’s all done. You can leave it out by the window and allow the moon the charge it up. If you chose to light a candle, let it burn down.
WAYS TO USE IT:
♡ Dab some on your face before you leave the house in the morning. ♡ Put some on your face before you put any makeup or skin products on. ♡ You can use it in love spells by replacing the water with an oil of your choosing and anointing a pink or red candle with it, preforming the spell the same way. ♡ If you wear makeup, pour a little bit in a little cap of some sort and dab your makeup brushes in it to dampen the brush before you apply any eyeshadow or powder of any kind. ♡ If you want a specific person’s attention, you can dab some on a picture of them or drop a little bit where you know they will walk. ♡ Use it as an offering for deities corresponding to love, depending on your intention.