This is your racing heart.

Coffee enthusiast, font snob extraordinaire, excessive French fry consumer. At any given moment I can tell you exactly how many pizza rolls are in my freezer.

[equated]

“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[judgejudyofficial]

the original Thot 😌

[meladoodle]

im getting a haircut today

[yogurtville-blog]

Which one?

[meladoodle]

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

[teenscoolest]

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[spelldealer]

[spelldealer]

[thecommonchick]

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

[valtsv]

[animatedtext]

requested by savemycrustysoul

[kaijuno]

They’re just pissing on us now

[saguaroslut]

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

[whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk]

bold of you to assume rapists actually go to prison

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

[cherenkovbouquet]

Merry Christmas to everyone except whoever made this

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[flanneldelgay]

....Huh?

HUH????

HUH?!?!?????????

I AM WEEPING

[fonchi262]

6 days left in 2020 and weird shit keeps happening.

[veerletakino]

That's gotta be well over $1000

[prozac40mg]

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house

[lesbianveronicaquaife-deactivat]

[blackpyrefly]

bro do not pour grease, oil, or fat down the fucking sink oh my god