Jun 12
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the most fuckable person in this grocery store rn
@georgiaohqueef
i may be low income, but i'll never be low in cum ✨
happy pride
May 26
he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this
collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
May 26
breakfast from when before i eated it
okay. here is my breakfast from before time began
May 18
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they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something
another
Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
This hit 10k in A DAY
Y’all ok?
3 days, almost 60k, lol.
Somebody already posted it to Reddit, where it has averaged roughly 1 interaction per second
The People crave Starlight
Apr 17
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle
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can anyone help me with showijg tbis to a european as fast as possible
hi european here. what the fuck is that
🎇🎆🎇
UNCONTESTED
DIVORCE $399
SPOUSE’S SIGNATURE NOT REQUIRED
🎆🎇🎆
(plus court fees)
Apr 8
There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs
Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top
Apr 2
do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.
this tweet is literally never not on my mind
