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[televisionenjoyer]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[ashenmind]

truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[robotrocky]

Nothing to see here. Just two bros discussing heart surgery 😳🫀

follow up to this

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[whetstonefires]

the kitchen is more work but it is work that satisfies my soul. bathroom yucky.

[sirswooshnoodles]

Yeah I can handle food spills and even mold but cleaning toilets is a huge nope, for what should be obvious reasons, I think

[bisquid]

You have to do the dishes every day. You clean the bathroom like once a week

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[darkestbrook]

[babysitterpng]

his teefies

[kianamaiart]

Touch

[kianamaiart]

Aika's fine guys dw

[emolander]

femlander, my evil wife

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[mayasaura]

Stratt is so much meaner in the book, when she tells Grace he's going on the mission, and I love it. It's so effective. Because Stratt isn't mean. Not to anyone else. She's brusque and ruthless, but she often chooses to be kind, when she can afford to be. She's not cruel.

Except in this one scene. She tears Grace apart, she lies to him to make it hurt more, because she's furious with him. Because he's disappointed her so profoundly. Because he couldn't do the right thing, and now she has to tear her heart out of her chest to do it for him. If he had only been brave enough to do the right thing, she could have said goodbye. Her last memory of her best friend could have been of somber solidarity, of pride in their shared purpose. But no. And now she has to live with the memory of him begging her for his life instead. She has to remember telling him no.

[evilphrog]

YES EXACTLY THIS THANK YOU

[whitepeopletwitter]

[arealtrashact]

Spare the rod