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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
One Nice Bug Per Day
NASA
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Three Goblin Art
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@whatdidyouexpectonthisblog
10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom
The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.
Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??
Me:
Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:
me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..
kiwami japan, the absolute madman:
me:
:O
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
Welcome To My Platoon
Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…
This Is THE LIEUTENANT
No One Knows His Name
But When He Moves His Soldiers
It Is Like Checkers-Game
This Is SARGENT TONGUE
He Can Lift Up Stones
And If You Make Eye Contact
He Will Break Your Bones
This Is LITTLE MICKEY
The Sneaky Little Fellow
He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card
Without A Single Bellow
This Is MR. RASCAL
He Is The Size Of Flea
Where Are You Mr Rascal
You Are So Hard To See
The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER
He Licks All Spoons With Glee
Holding Them With Both Hands
For They Are Slippery
KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One
His Cheeks Can Produce Milk
With It, He Drowns His Enemy
A Truly Loathsome Ilk
Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY
He Knows How To Crack Wise
And Always Can Be Counted On
When You Need A Disguise
Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”
With Big Cigar In His Mouth
Our Demolitions Expert
For When Things Are Going South
The Ninth Is ME
Im New Guy Never Fought Before
I Just Cant Wait To Get Home
To Fuck My Wife After The War
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
How many horsepower is 1 horse?
Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same
the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower
im washing me and my clothes bitch
She drunk as fuck
ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!!
ppl irl:
are you “i look worse with my glasses on” team or “i look worse without my glasses on” team?
I look fucking ugly all the time
i know i made this post but Mood
What kind of pokemon is this?
an electric toothbrush
For the love of god turn the sound on
just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them
Kind of like a butthole!
thanks
