Somehow, not a robot.

Maeve, she/her, bi, 28, working college student. NorCal based, fuck PG&E.

[kwispelart]

Little vampire cat painted in watercolor .

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[eldritchbauble]

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

[weird-goodbyes]

Part two of this poll

What random non-human thing would you most like to magically turn into?

pressed flowers from a wedding bouquet

sea spray

a beloved novelty coffee mug in an art studio

a handmade bookmark holding the place for a child who is reading The Hobbit

the first orange to grow on a newly planted tree

a love lock bridge

a blade of grass in the middle of a field of wildflowers

the stamp on a loving birthday card from a grandmother to grandchild

a record player in a senior center

a chocolate sunflower

a dime at the bottom of a fountain (the wish came true)

a single piece in a beautiful mosaic

Remaining time: 8 hours 53 minutes

[logorrhea5mip]

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[churlfriend]

who's with me

[imactuallyagiraffe]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[el-im]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

❗baby harp seal in leonardcohen ceiling

[anoushonit]

In the Psych pilot they made Shawn a "cool guy" who is good with women and drives his motorcycle, and after that they said: "what if we make him really pathetic instead?", and honestly it's the best decision they could have made.

[rpfofficial]

at least im bisexual

[tolerateitt]

mentally at the mamma mia wrap party

[watchpoob]

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

[feldfrog]

(Doing phrenology on Hey Arnold) This boy loves sports

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???