What Emma Says @whatemmasays - Tumblr Blog

Just uttered by Emma: "I didn't like guacamole for a while, and then I tasted Jo's mom's guacamole and the world turned."

Just uttered by Emma: I’m listening to Social Distortion while playing an alpaca game. (On her phone) #springbreakstartsnow

#socialdistortion #alpacas

You know McDeath's slogan, "I'm loving it," Emma hears their ad on the radio just now and chuckles, "McDonald's, I'm puking it up." Haha! Smart kid. 😂❤️

#McDeath #I'm loving it #kids say the darndest things

Emma: I still want to get a ferret and dress it up in a tiny pink guitar and name it Roger. Me: Roger? Emma (all smiles): Yes. Roger Waters

#ferret #roger waters #pink guitar #kids say the darndest things

Watching chopped and host Ted Allen says "...lead singer of twister sister..." And Emma walks in and starts singing, "I wanna rock!" And then she says later, "What if Roger Waters was on there...or Mike Ness?" She is 7. I love this kid. Where did she come from??

#chopped #twistedsister #roger waters #mikeness

Just got the following text from my ex husband, regarding Emma, lol: "I was hanging out with Emma and she started getting really clingy Me: What are you doing baby girl? I ain't going anywhere. Emma: Yes you are Me: Where? Emma: To get me a drink." ☺️

When I woke Emma up this morning she told me she was in the middle of a dream but it was ok because it was during a commercial.

"Mama, did you know a rhinoceros' horn is loosely attached to its head and if it falls off it will grow back?"

#kids say the darndest things #rhinoceros #Emma

Puppy bowl go team ruff! #puppybowl #teamruff

"...to see if reindeer really know how to fly..." (Perry Como song on Pandora) Emma: Of course reindeer know how to fly. How else would Santa get everything done.