Not my Journal.

hi.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[superphazed]

[striders]

leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

his friend: wait, what was mission number one?

leader: fucking getting here, travis.

[adultadhd]

me: i gotta stop pickin at my skin

my left hand, the instant it is not preoccupied, roaming my entire epidermis in search of imperfections to scratch off: unfortunate

[whateverforeveramen]

Legally, you cannot dm me on the social media I use the most to subtweet my life and then expect me not to subtweet our conversation.

[stability]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[doobz-n-boobz]

Why don’t girls hit on me what am I doing wrong, do I act too straight

[binah-lance]

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

who keeps changing the hollywood sign damn

[dyx-deactivated20211116]

[mysharona1987]

[popcornfunction]

“I didn’t say anything”

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

the other Mike Pence

So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:

He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted:

[lookingvup-deactivated20170123]

I’m screaming, my fav people in the world.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Me making LGBT headcanons 6 years ago:

Me making LGBT headcanons now:

[harddetox-deactivated20230114]