I’ll Fucking Do It, Darling

[silverskyeline]

thinking about the fact that he was just hiding back there?? the whole time they were driving?? bro was definitely curled up like a cat like >:C

[h-f-k]

[alicenthightcwer]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) SHREK (2001)

[niocel]

once again, it’s the same show.

[black-dreadd-deactivated2024090]

Daemon Targaryen's “Love language” Based off this tweet + Happy birthday Aunt Phasma @lady-phasma♡

[franzkafkagf]

this is genuinely the funniest thing ive seen all day

[rogers-carter]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S02E03 | dir. Geeta Vasant Patel

[ina-bauer20]

real proud of this one lmao

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[theconcealedweapon]

[soberscientistlife]

School children shouldn't be paying off student loan debt. School lunches should be free.

[daily-spooky]

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[drpathetique]

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

[catchymemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

[hotvampireadjacent]

I can quit any time I want just. One more bowl 🍚

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

[kipplekipple]

every time someone tells me to be careful, in my head i repeat what one of my kids said as a small child.

i AM be carefulling.

[disgustinggf]

the crushing weight of doing anything at all