[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[shitpostempire]

[shitpostempire]

[denisvileneuve]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: adulthood, a saga.

[marioclash]

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[mattressblowoutsale]

[lorde-daily]

Lorde in Birmingham (1/10)

[stevenjackie]

[rabidfangirlondrugs]

Trump supporters be like

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[thebrinkl3r]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

[tachikoma]

We both his girl now

[startreklesbian-deactivated2020]

Perfect Places by Lorde

[deejay]

They told us there was no God but… God was here the whole time

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas