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My reaction to this story is that the headline writer missed a brilliant “here’s your sign” headline opportunity. This man’s life was literally stopped by a stop sign. That’s quite a message the universe sent him. Sad, but oh so ironic.

I’m such a horrible person.

Just because you can photoshop, it doesn't mean you should photoshop

(advertisement from Chickasha newspaper)

#oklahoma #fifty shades of grey #50 shades of grey #wtf

jokc

I used to work for a newspaper as a page designer, and I always tried to put a lot of thought into how I laid out my pages, so when I see something like this now, I cringe so bad. I was skimming through PDFs of that same paper I used to work for, and this page pops up. I only saw the top part of the page and my mind instantly said, “who the hell fucked their dog and got Ebola?” I mean seriously, there is a photo of a woman and a dog under a headline about having sex while Ebola is spreading. What else would I have thought with that headline/photo placement? Yes, I may be dirty-minded but so are many other people reading the paper, so I know I am not the only person who thought that. And we are in Oklahoma and there are stories in the news sometimes about that kind of thing. So yeah, I had to save a screenshot and comment.

mapsontheweb

Obesity rate in the US and Canada

Related: Obesity rates in European countries

whatthefoklahoma

At least i guess we're not the fattest...

foreverofbff

Things I miss about Oklahoma: every restaurant having sweet tea and Dr. Pepper.

okieoutdoors

After a recent thunderstorm the local paper reported this tree that was hit by lightening and caught fire as a result. I just found this to be bizarre.

heyworlditsmematthew-deactivate

Dear Allergies

You can take yourself and then split yourself and half and then take one half and blend it into a smoothie and then take the other half and hollow out a middle and then drink your smoothie side and throw up and then die. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

Xoxo -everyone in Oklahoma

rackensackstate

America’s fifty states have a lot in common, but if their internet search histories are any indication they also have significant differences. Estately ran hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms, and questions each state was searching for more than any other. The results ranged from mildly amusing to completely disturbing. No doubt this information will come in handy for anyone trying to decide which state they want to buy a home in, especially for those curious how their potential neighbors spend their time online.

wollffeey-deactivated20210614

Woah Florida, I’m surprised by how boring you are.

wired-infornography

Looking at that list I am good with knock knock jokes.

soldiers-and-petticoats

woh there Texas

pink-tiger-shorts

Proud to be from Washington

blithelyblonde

How apropos that I got into a drunken fight over Benghazi with a groomsmen at the wedding I attended here in Oklahoma over the weekend.

slenders1ckn3ss

News flash: Oklahoman is first person to land on the sun, is quoted as saying “Dayum it’s cold up in herr.”

Up next at six: the five churches already planning to settle on the sun!

icantbelieveitsalawblog

An excellent idea.

hollybailey

OKC Woman’s ‘Emotional Support’ Pig Sparks Dispute (via KWTV)

There are some huge wildfires burning in Oklahoma, severe weather is predicted for the state starting Wednesday, and this was one of the stories teased at the top of the local news tonight. Not that I am complaining: The piece included footage of a skittish male reporter running away from the enormous (and very slow moving) pig and two yapping Chihuahuas after the pig snorted at him. It was so amazing it could be the new Drake in my life. Local TV really is the best sometimes.