[brown-nena]

I like it nasty and a lil’ bit romantic.

[blessthepho]

Defeater - I Don’t Mind (x)

[counterstrikedaily]

[loop-zoop]

i want this to replace the john cena jokes

[my-stuff-and-stuff-deactivated2]

[pumpkinspicephantom]

Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i just need a hug(e amount of money)

[whatthefukisgoingon]

both tho

[transhuman-priestess]

Dress your infants in black

“Oooooh! Is it a boy or a girl?” “It’s a goth”

[cuteless]

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

[hshnfinfyi1]

[theonlyhouse-deactivated2024010]

fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

OPPONENT

[thoughts-memories]

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[stability]

[h0odrich]

this is so cute except I usually hide to scare them

[niggajunior]

[themagicalmysticalwonders]

M.E.W!

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

When you lowkey hurting inside but you gotta act like you chilling all the time.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

MILF

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie