I am God

She/her

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[sharkfinsoap]

A lip sync drag performance to this song would EAT

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

[angelicguy]

yeah actually my dad has an xbox that plays every game for free (getting too confident in lie) Yeah and it's brown

[whatthehelltony]

Draw your oc under the president Lyndon Johnson effect

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[ten-thousand-piece-suit]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[pseudocapsicum]

Let's Get This Trending

[kevinbparry]

Collection of me turning into random objects

[ohifonlyx33]

I love this because its not like cgi effects.... its practical cuts and filming the right movements and lining it all up... but it looks like live action animation sequences.

[its-your-babygirl-here]

Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

[badjokesbyjeff]

"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels”

Friend: "Why?"

Me: "Sometimes."

[likeasecondself]

thinking of the parallel between the epilogue of the raven cycle which ends with ronan on the roof of the barns starting to dream and the end of the epilogue of the dreamer trilogy with him getting engaged to adam on the same barn roof. ronan who has a burning past, learning to live in the present and who can finally see a future with the boy he is in love with. maybe we can never fully grow out of loneliness whilst being humans, but at least now he has someone to share his life and loneliness with