What the Shift?!

Two druids, one blog. Stay tuned as we regale you with tales of their Azerothian adventures, including random shit, auction shenanigans, server-wide events and excitement, raid strategies, and anything else we decide to babble about. Oh, and contests. Lots and lots of contests. Because everybody likes free stuff!

[stormwinds]

Alliance: please give us more story

Horde: please stop giving us more story

[hootscowl]

Wrathion, the Black Emperor: Despite all his schemes, Wrathion could not avoid succumbing to the madness that claimed his father. With his mind corrupted by N'Zoth, the Black Prince is a force of unbridled hatred, capable of annihilating all who oppose him in blood and flame.

- 8.3 Dungeon Journal Entry for Ny’alotha raid

[hclark70]

Meanwhile on Classic:

[swampgallows]

thank you wow classic

[brshmsh]

[sbeep]

 👑 My Queen 👑

[existentialcattails]

[sneakyfeets]

Believe in your dreams

[kottkrig]

A bunch of kind people on twitter let me sketch their deaders. :> None of these characters belong to me!

[onceiwashere]

No woman will ever want to fuck you

dude i’m a world of warcraft blog. you think this is news?

[passive-aggressivelygay]

I… dont know who won here

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you would want to fuck them

[onceiwashere]

absolutely do not

[drustvars]

[officialchrismetzen]

tauren on mounts b like

[the-exobar]

…Technically speaking…yeah, just give him the point

[cogitaeworks]

Let. My. Son. Retire. Plz.

[clockworkpriest]

HELLO FRIENDS, IT’S COMMISSION TIME. I’ll be opening these as long as I can, and in order to streamline the process, I’m doing busts only. 

$10- Sketch: A rough sketch of your character, uncolored. $20- Colored Sketch: More refined than the regular sketches, includes eye color and a gradient. $25- Line Art: Refined line art with no color. I can provide raw .psd files in case you want to use these for coloring practice. $35- Full Color: A fully colored and shaded bust of your character.  

As usual, I will draw just about anything that isn’t offensive or illegal. The only things I can’t draw are: -Mechas -Complex Armor (lots of layers, helms, those sorts of things)

If your character has a lot of fine details (like tattoos or complex jewelry), the price may increase, but most of the time, I can work with what you give me. These are also being limited to one character per piece, since I want to be able to streamline these as much as possible. 

If you’re interested in buying a commission, or just have any questions, please contact me at clockworkpriest @ gmail . com. Don’t use tumblr messenger or twitter DMs, as I prefer to keep everything organized via email. Thanks!!!

[warcrafttrashblog]

[bad-warcraft-advice]

When Zul’Gurub releases on classic servers get a pet infected with corrupted blood, dismiss them, hearthstone to a major city, and then re-summon your pet.

Do it. It’ll be fine. I promise.