[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[depsidase]

[soup-mother]

"jesus was actually a radical Palestinian activist of colour" stop trying to sell Christianity by slapping a progressive coat of paint on it. it's still preaching even if you don't recognise that and think you're just trying to fight back against conservatives or whatever. I promise you ~global christendom~ would not be fucking redeemed if everyone just learned the *true* meaning of his message (but for real this time)

[soup-mother]

I already know who Jesus is. I don't want him. I don't care that you've reinterpreted your religion in a way that lines up with your politics, I don't follow your religion. our politics being similar does not mean i care about your religious prophet, our politics being similar does not mean you get to do #leftist proselytism.

I don't want your guy, everyone already knows about him. you're going to have to come to terms with the fact your religion is a global tool of opression and discrimination. you having decided the issue is just that people have misinterpreted a religious message is not something to make everyone elses issue.

"tell everyone about Jesus but in the *right* way this time" is not a viable strategy for anything and hasn't been for 2000 years. it's actually just proselytism. you're not a martyr for being told to keep the jesus talk to yourself in activist spaces, you're just self centred.

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[snowluvvie]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[drchucktingle]

i am often asked 'chuck how did you write POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD LOSS so quickly?' after ten years i am finally ready to reveal the secret of my speed: you write both

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[animentality]

[bioalchemy13]

Andrew Tate and his bro are being extradited to the UK to stand trial for rape and sex trafficking. Trump must be pissed that he can’t pardon them.