it's funny you should ask.

[youngl0rds]

[sinfullvibes]

Send me nudes when you get home so i know you're safe

[vjgnyjjdfheuogtjursjgvfd-deacti]

[sees a grizzly bear at the zoo] [knocks on the window] play 2 weeks

[808]

[legendofpooja]

[atoxicating]

[y7k]

[popularculturevulture]

[kittyit]

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

[frengles]

[whattothewhatwhat]

me: *likes something*

me: *extensively researches and develops an emotional dependency for the thing in the short span of three days*

[moomins-deactivated20160829]

my intrusive thoughts during fall

young man

there r leaves all around 

i said young man 

eat a leaf off the ground

[listeningtothepixies]

Audrey Horne pattern ohmyGOD

[whattothewhatwhat]

Dentist: *attacking my mouth with sharp things* so, what grade are you in? how was your summer? did you go on vacation? i went on vacation. also i'm a recovering alcoholic and my daughter is pregnant.

Me: *tries to smile and nod* nghhhh *gets teeth ripped out*

[whattothewhatwhat]

person: are you ok?

me: im fine

arrested development narrator voice: that was a lie

[youareinloves]

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

[taylorswift]

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

[7mar]

……………anyway

[tranquilus]