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im like a girl but coo coo for coco puffs // she/her

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[mogiroba]

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[monster2001]

Not me painting a portrait of tomorrow with the colors of today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

can I come to the function not speaking & bringing this vibe

[bloodiedpunk]

this is such a bad day i cant wait until its fun reading in bed time

[beardedmrbean]

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[bjurst]

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[1beri]

[teathattast]

me when i gET YOU

[mimiminimal]

Krishna Reddy - Pastoral, 1959.  Color aquatint, etching and embossing on cream wove paper            .                                                                                     

[achillesinhighheels]

[ymutate]

Rebecca Tobey, rebeccatobey.com

"Star Tracks,

" 20" x 16" ceramic elk

[bluesturngold]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell