Son of a bitch

Hi! I'm Shannon and I'm 22. (I HAVENT POSTED IN LIKE 4 FUCKING YEARS DESTIEL BECOMING CANON IN ONE OF THE WORST FUCKING WAYS HAS BROUGHT ME BACK)

[oilux]

every once and a while twitter is genuinely enjoyable

[level5goosewarning]

sorry if you’re finding out like this [updated version]

[hellygf]

not profitable since 2006…

[aturnoftheearth]

good

[emeraldcas]

things continue to be funny

[aturnoftheearth]

the cw every time they heard about another prank jared padalecki pulled on set that cost them money they never had

[hails-bop]

You are laughing, the CW is going to super mega turbo hell and you are laughing.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

What the f u c k happened in the spn fandom??? I was offline for ONE DAY FOR HEAVENS SAKE

lmao i know, it happened again.

the short version: it's been revealed that the cw (the network spn aired on) has literally never been profitable since its inception in 2006, and its parent companies cbs and the wb are looking to sell it.

bonus: it looks like this is happening now because they've lost SO much money and viewership after spn ended by alienating most of its fans, who have been boycotting the network since. this is extremely funny because destiel is wildly popular, and if they had only leaned in to its popularity and exploited it, maybe the could have actually made a profit.

instead, they killed dean and cas and placed all their bets on a reboot of walker texas ranger starring jared padalecki.

on the same day, misha posted a tweet which informed us that billie eillish is such a spn fan that she actually named her cat misha. this has endless comedic possibilities as well.

and of course, this is all happening and trending on the 1 year anniversary of the jan 6 coup attempt on the american capital, which lends a certain "destiel putin election" vibe to everything and makes it all funnier.

[ace-the-final-frontier]

[dailyfandommemes]

[t4tdeanwinchester]

[galiifreyrose]

[nyctosaurid]

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

[nyctosaurid]

I’m opening a charity to reimburse anyone who watched more than 5 episodes of this show

[britomartis]

no one’s gonna bring up the racist ghost truck? because like.

[bakasara]

Castiel: wait a minute. If you're a queer man running on 40 years of repression and lack of self worth, and I'm a queer angel thinking you don't feel the same... THEN WHO'S BREAKING THE SCRIPT?!

...

Castiel: nevermind I got this

[uuuuuughhhhhht]

How dare the election, destiel, Putin, and Georgia interrupt my depressive spiral

[rosie-ackles-phans]

So because I apparently like to torture myself I turned the music down a bit on the last episode, where Dean is on the ground and well, listen for yourself

[aziragayle]

POLITICS???????????????

[artemis-pendragon]

Can't wait for Hannibal season 4 where Will and Hannibal finally kiss only to be sent express-mail directly to gay homo mega turbo hell