[ledzeppelinmixtape]

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

[long-cold-winterr]

I love this image of Sam and Dean cause it looks like they're setting up the Christmas tree, but they were actually trying to push it down to break the branches and use to stab the Gods

[angeltiddies]

supernatural is a show about being tall physically and mentally. the shorter u are the more u die. castiel was short so he was small enough to be swallowed whole by the empty. he was also killed for being gay (which automatically makes you shorter.) dean was 5'3 and gay so he died too. sam was 6'4 so he got to wear a party city wig and die a dignified death in home hospice care like a hero.

[t4tdeanwinchester]

hey what if instead of carry on wayward son they did this

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

it’s cracking absolute chassis

[milfsisyphus]

[boykingdom]

every episode of spn is like okay we’re gonna spilt up dean you go confront an element of the narrative that will make clear how the abuse you endured as a child continues to harm your self worth and makes you repress every desire you’ve ever had. sam you go interrogate the milf

[desinatural]

[androidboy]

wait. what do u mean samgirl customer.

at work a customer thought winchester mystery house was a spn thing and asked if i was a “deangirl or a samgirl!!! or.. a casgirl.. ig” and i didn’t wanna embarrass her so i was like “oh i guess im a deangirl :) but at the end of the day all deangirls are p much casgirls too” and the look she gave me was like i had turned into a cockroach right in front of her eyes. pure disgust. she was like “…oh. i’m a samgirl.” and then right there in the middle of a workday she starts condescendingly listing reasons as to why sam is better and i just had to stand there.

anyways i told my coworker abt it and he’s very protective of me and was like “she asked if you were a WHAT??” and i was like “samgirl or deangirl???” and he started going off on how ppl shouldn’t misgender and how did she even find out i was trans and to calm him down i was like “no no it’s not like that!! i AM a deangirl” and he stopped, face filled with the most shattered heartbroken expression, looked me in the eyes and knowing him he prob put a hand on my shoulder and in the most sincere voice was like “you don’t have to do that. you don’t have to do that for people. you. are. a boy.”

at this point my boss was overhearing everything and i had to explain to both of them the gender neutral nature of spn girlisms. definitely top ten worst things to happen in my workplace

[sosaysdean]

well first of all. that’s misha collins

[bee-nice-to-bees]

early supernatural is so funny because they had to do a lot more exposition, so they’d be on a hunt and sam would be like “dean, did you know that salt repels spirits?” and dean’s been doing this since he was four

[t4tdeanwinchester]

[werepires]

Hi, I hope you don't mind my quick question. I mostly absorbed Supernatural via osmosis and there is one thing that bugs me. There are lots of fics where Cas angsts over Dean not knowing his true form, but why can't he simply draw it? Does he canonicaly suck at it? Thank you for your time.

I’ve been thinking about this ask for 2 days now and “Cas sucks at drawing” is the best take I’ve seen in ages he’ll try to be romantic and gift Dean an artistic rendition of his true face only for it to turn out like this:

Dean looks at it, goes “dude you’ve got so many boobs”, and then has to sleep on the couch for a week

[clairewolf]

i love watching horror movies like this happened to my buddy dean winchester

[4x01]

jack at 8:30pm on his birthday after all the old people he lives with have fucked off to bed and he can finally party hardy

[4x01]

absolutely merciless

[pussypopstiel]

After all that this mans gonna go back and start going by dmitri again