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Amelie: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

Travis: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Thorsten Dahl: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you

Victor Crawley: Come on! I’m not that good looking

Thorsten Dahl: Yeah, you are

Byron Jones: You kind of are

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Thorsten Dahl: Crawley, listen to me, remember your training. Victor Crawley: But I don’t have any training!

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Ramona Kane: In my defense, I was the only one saying we should stop hitting them.

Three hours before

Ramona Kane: Stop hitting them! Kicking them will hurt more!

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Byron Jones: On my side I have facts, science and reason. All Thorsten has is fear-mongering. 

Byron Jones: Oh, my god, he’s gonna win. 

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Hanna Lewis: Why do you always lie? Lorelai Lewis: Why do you always assume I’m lying? Hanna Lewis: It saves time.

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SAY NO TO DRUGS, SAY YES TO BAEM

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Byron (on the phone): I'm very dissapointed in you, Ferreira. Victor: What did he said? Gonçalo: He said that he's very disappointed in you.

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Lorelai: It's like watching a horse try to eat with a fork. Nathaniel: Majestic and hilarious?

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Ramona: Going to meetings. Writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff. Victor: "Writing things down" is nerdy? What do you do? Ramona: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Byron Jones: So why we should believe you? Atticus West: I hate those guys now. They carved my territory so bad I had to quit selling drugs. Atticus West: And I love selling drugs. Atticus West: It was my dream job.

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Lorelai Lewis: What do you do when you see someone extremely gorgeous? Amélie Colbert: I stare, I smile, and I put my mirror down.

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Thorsten Dahl: A little tough love is what these people need. If that doesn`t work, I`m moving on to Molotov cocktails.

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Josie Auburn: I`m coming with you. Byron Jones: Thank you, Josie. Thorsten Dahl: I`m also coming. Byron Jones: Not necessary.

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Ramona Khan: That sounds like a horrible plan.

Byron Jones: Oh, we’ve had worse.

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Lorelai Lewis: I wouldn’t say that I’m mean, I just get hired to do mean things. Hanna Lewis: Yeah, but you like it. Lorelai Lewis: Well, I think it’s important to enjoy what you do.