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ind. Ryan and Shane from Buzzfeed Unsolved. Sel. 16/09/2017. solved by mari.

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BuzzFeed Unsolved: Supernatural

Season Premiere Friday October 13th.

New Episodes Friday at 3 p.m. PT / 6 p.m. EST.

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unsolved: supernatural season 3 trailer — premiering october 13

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“Rescue” sentence starters

for the pair in a dangerous situation (or for the dramatic pair in a regular situation). can be applied to spy, superhero, soldier, detective, or supernatural hunter characters, as well as many others. as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

The Rescued

“You came to save me!”

“What took you so long?”

“Wait–did you come without backup?”

“Ha ha ha ha! I thought I was gonna die.”

“Why’d you come? I could’ve handled this on my own.”

“Thanks for coming…I really owe you one.”

“Wait…you didn’t bring your weapons?”

“I was so scared…”

“Let go of me! I can do this on my own!”

“YOU came? We’re so screwed.”

“I’m okay…”

“Shit–it hurts–”

“Don’t worry about me. Where is everyone?”

“I’ll be fine. You go take care of the civilians/bad guys/monster.”

“Don’t LEAVE me!”

“I’ve never been so happy to see you.”

“Hey–I don’t think I can walk.”

“…this is gonna sound stupid, but did you bring any food with you?”

The Rescuer

“I finally found you!”

“Sorry it took so long–had to take a detour.”

“I’m here. You’re welcome.”

“Glad to see you survived until I got here.”

“I would never leave you hanging.”

“Stop criticizing me! No one else came.”

“Yeah, there’s no way I’m helping you next time.”

“You’re safe now.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”

“Hey–shut UP, I’m here to help!”

“I could’ve sworn I brought more weapons with me…Oh well.”

“You don’t look so good.”

“I wish I came earlier! You’re all scratched up.”

“Stay here. I’ll go get help.”

“DON’T move. I need to catch that guy/lady/person.”

“We have to get out of here. There’s a bomb.”

“Hey, how many fingers am I holding up?”

“Hold on, I’ll carry you.”

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-sweats-

[mctpct]

                    ‘ time travel is a LEGIT theory, shane!! not                         believing that is BOTH an excuse && quitter                         talk. ‘

@wheezingsolvers | x |

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“ANYTHING can be a l e g i t theory! You said it- It’s a THEORY, it isn’t necessarily true. YOU not looking for another reason is r e a l quitter talk... Quitter.” 

[demonwheezes]

i’m uh…standing near your hole. it’s very dark. frankly, i don’t believe in you, so it feels like I’m writing a letter to santa claus right now. 

[angstmemes]

rescued/escaped hostage starter sentences

“Calm down, calm down. It’s me! You’re not where you think you are, you’re safe with me at home.” “You need to snap out of it, it’s a flashback. Nobody is going to hurt you anymore, trust me!” “Help! I need help! Call the police, please. Help me! Don’t let him/her find me! I escaped, but he/she’s after me!” “Listen, listen. You are going to be okay. He/she is locked away for good, alright?” ”It’s a very strange idea that someone will spend the rest of their life in prison because of what they did to me.” ”I don’t want her/him to go to prison. She/he did it because she/he loved me.” “Can you please tell me what happened while you were… gone?” ”I never stopped thinking about you.” ”The police told me it would be best to assume you were dead, because of what might be happening to you otherwise… But I could never convince myself.” “We kept your bedroom the way it always was… I understand if you’d want it changed, but I want you to know that we never lost hope that you’d come back home.” “Is that– Is that really you? Oh my god! I can’t believe it’s you!” “How do you feel after your first night home?” “The police will need to ask you about what happened… but maybe you want to tell us first? You haven’t said a thing since we got you back!” “We have imagined the worst things that could have happened to you. Please just tell us so we can try to move on and help you.” “Shh, it was a nightmare. You’re in your own bedroom.” “If you want to start living your old life, you’re going to have to start putting what happened to you behind you.” “I can never be who I used to be! I was gone for years! And you expect me to go through some therapy and have my old life back?! That’s never going to happen!” ”Were you scared all the time? Or… or did you get used to it?” ”I’m not even sure what I’d rather hear, that you were always afraid or that you actually liked it there.” “Nothing happened. I just ran away. I was sick of being here. I just made it up to sound interesting.” “Will you please come out of your bedroom… I know you’re probably not comfortable with the amount of space after what you’re used to, but please try…” “I’m here for you. I’ll keep you safe. I’m not going to lose you a second time.” “Shh, it’s okay! It’s normal to have flashbacks, but you have to try to focus on me now.” “You can’t go back there! Are you insane? Why do you want to?!”

[wheezingsolvers-blog]

❛ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ❜

“I’m not MAKING EXCUSES! There’s l i t e r a l l y  a million other explanations that aren’t time travel. Just saying.” 

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED → 2x09, the disturbing murders at keddie cabin.

[wheezingsolvers-blog]

(yo- SEND THESE BOIS SOME A S K S)

[oopsiewoopsie123]

Shit me & my friends said while playing games pt. 3

“I forgot how extra the world is.”

“I will murder everyone who touch my tree.”

“Fine I will not touch your wood.”

“What do llamas like?”

“Llamas enjoy killing people. They’re crazy animals.”

“Someone shot me with an arrow gun.”

“I took off my pants and my head turned black.”

“What do rubber gloves have to do with the loot?”

“He’s kiwi man.”

“You can still die if someone forces a frying pan in your mouth.”

“Don’t go contaminating the ocean now that the humans are finally extinct.”

“Feelsbadman? More like feels batman.“

“Are the steps blood red when you imagine stepping on them?”

“Leave my skeletons be”

“Do you want to become a bow as well?“

“How do you know skeletons aren’t protected? You can’t kill them.”

“I use tomatoes as a weapon?”

“What are you doing on my roof?”

“This isn’t your roof, this is my house.”

“I fell into my trash pit and died.”

“It’s like a big fuck you to Ubisoft.”

“Are you going to become a castle lord?”

“Oh fuck I’m on an island.”

“Oh well, you’re just going to have to become an island lord.”

“Every time you say zambie I think about zombie Bambie.”

“What assholes. Jumping through windows.”

“I’m gonna go die in a school.”

“I have decided I will haunt this gym forever.”

“I lied, I don’t want to die in a school.”

“It was such a peaceful day and kaboom, everything was over.”

“I don’t trust people who dress in red.”

“Congratulations. Do you want a diploma? You won’t get one.”

“What the fuck is the point of this campfire?”

“I once ran straight into the arms of a zombie.”

“The ax murderer has come for you.”

“Sorry I thought you’re a zombie.”

“What was the ax murderer wearing?”

“I generously donate to you two rags.”

“The zombies want you to arrest them.”

“Sorry I don’t have time to stab you in the back.”

“Where’s the cow house?”

“I want to make an official complaint to whoever designed this house.”

“First of all its way too easy to break into this house. Secondly, where is the doorbell?”

“Doorbells are for the weak.”

“So you kill zombies with their own hands.”

“Can’t be too desperate to show your desire to kill by showing it too quickly.”

“Show your gratitude by killing him.”

“The rocks have a personal vendetta against you.”

“Apparently rocks are now a rarity.”

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I know the beginning has become a tease lately because we like to save all the good stuff for the end, and it’s still gonna be that way, but I promise you, we’re getting to that crab content at the end.

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*  all  souls  trilogy  prompts .

A DISCOVERY OF WITCHES.

❛ It begins with a discovery of witches. ❜

❛ One is fear. The other is desire.❜

❛ It begins with absence and desire. ❜

❛ It begins with blood and fear. ❜

❛ Just because something seems impossible doesn’t make it untrue ❜

❛ The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. ❜

❛ And happiness is always louder than sadness. ❜

❛ I was connected to him, I was safe. ❜

❛ Remember the past, and that there is a future. ❜

❛ Are you smelling me? ❜

❛ And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it.. ❜

❛ My ideas about vampires may be romantic. ❜

❛ These days vampires gravitated toward particle accelerators. ❜

❛ You do angry. I just saw it. ❜

❛ You persist in this romantic vision of what it is to be a vampire. ❜

❛ I might not be able to control myself if you step away. ❜

❛ English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches. ❜

❛ With an alpha and an omega: my beginning and my end. ❜

❛ Nobody really wants to keep secrets, not even the dead.. ❜

❛ I want a simple, ordinary life … like humans enjoy. ❜

❛ Do you wonder what it would be like for me to taste you? ❜

❛ But it’s too soon for me to imagine losing you. ❜

❛ You are a creature of the crossroads, neither here nor there. ❜

❛ People leave clues everywhere, and if you pay attention, you can piece them together. ❜

SHADOW OF NIGHT.

❛ Memories were short and history unkind. ❜

❛ With knot of one, the spell’s begun. ❜

❛ Change is the only reliable thing in the world.. ❜

❛ Magic was nothing more than desire made real. ❜

❛ Stop regretting your life. Start living it. ❜

❛ In every ending there is a new beginning. ❜

❛ You tell me that magic is just desire made real. ❜

❛ It’s what modern humans think vampire relationships are all about. ❜

❛ I don’t remember much poetry or dancing either. ❜

❛ You really should read this stuff, if only to see what humans think. ❜

❛ In every moment, for the rest of my life, I will be choosing you. ❜

❛ If I’ve done something you don’t like, tell me. ❜

❛ If you’re angry with me, say it.. ❜

❛ If you want to end this marriage, have the courage to end it. ❜

❛ But you needn’t trouble yourself on my account. ❜

❛ I will drive for the rest of my days, so long as you are in the car.. ❜

❛ Stop trying to be perfect. Try being real for a change. ❜

❛ If you do not do it, then someone else will.. ❜

❛ But perhaps it is necessary to embrace the darkness. ❜

❛ Don’t consider painful what’s good for you. ❜

❛ I did exactly what you asked me to. I’m really very well behaved. ❜

❛ Witches see the truth plainly—even if ________ are full of nonsense. ❜

❛ Naturally, I assumed you were involved. ❜

❛ I wish I had a spell that could make you see yourself as others do. ❜

THE BOOK OF LIFE. 

❛ I see you, even when you hide from the rest of the world. ❜

❛ I hear you, even when you’re silent. ❜

❛ The evil wolf feeds on anger, guilt, sorrow, lies, and regret.  ❜

❛ It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. ❜

❛ I have a master’s degree in medieval literature.. ❜

❛ A willingness to change was the secret of survival.  ❜

❛ The winds do not always blow as the ship desires. ❜

❛ The winds do what I tell them to do.. ❜

❛ I know all about vampires and their crazy ways. ❜

❛ It was no casual farewell, but an order. ❜

❛ It’s very fatiguing pretending you’re in charge. ❜

❛ I’d let the fear take root inside me until it clouded my thoughts. ❜

❛ Two wolves live inside every creature: one evil and the other good. ❜

❛ That’s what you get for falling in love with the wrong man/woman. ❜

❛ Now I want nothing more than to grow old with you. ❜

❛ Fear had also choked out any desire to work magic. ❜

❛ I send you messages. You don’t answer. It’s aggravating. ❜

❛ Blue had always struck her as such a serene, soothing color. ❜

❛ We would wake to find ourselves in paradise. ❜

❛ It’s one thing to wander in the darkness because you know no different. ❜

❛ It’s quite another to enjoy the light only to have it taken from you. ❜

❛ So if you want the good wolf to win, you’re going to have to starve the other one.. ❜

❛ Something in my expression must have revealed what was on my mind. ❜

❛ If you truly love someone, you will cherish what they despise most about themselves. ❜

[rpmemestbh]

Star Wars Starters

As requested by anon ♥♥

❝You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.❞ 

❝Fear is the path to the dark side.❞

❝One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.❞

❝I sense great fear in you.❞

❝So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.❞

❝Help me – you’re my only hope.❞

❝You can’t stop the change any more than you can stop the sun from setting.❞

❝Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!❞

❝I’ve loved you, always. I always will.❞

❝At last we will have revenge.❞

❝You have anger…you have hate..but you don’t use them.❞

❝The longing you seek is not behind you, it is in front of you.❞

❝These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.❞

❝Oh, my dear friend. How I’ve missed you.❞

❝Do or do not. There is no try.❞

❝Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.❞

❝Great. Don’t get cocky.❞

❝There is good in him. I’ve felt it.❞

❝You’re braver than I thought.❞

❝I find your lack of faith disturbing.❞

❝Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.❞

❝Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.❞

❝Kill him. Kill him now.❞

❝It’s a trap!❞

❝I loved you.❞

❝Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.❞

❝Death is a natural part of life.❞

❝You’re breaking my heart! And you’re going down a path that I cannot follow!❞

❝You were the chosen one!❞

[buzzfeedunsolvedgifs]

This is maybe the only time I believe in the thing that your talking about.

[wheezingsolvers-blog]

@kncwme and I plotted!

Drip. Drip. Drip.

Not a single nerve on his head could feel, but he knew something had gone wrong. He saw the liquid dripping in front of his eyes. It was red. As he stared at the house ceiling, he felt like he couldn’t move. There was CLEARLY something wrong.

There was a presence behind him, and as reflex, he called out.

“--Hi?”

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❛ they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ❜

He shoots a confused look at the other man, and immediatly breaks in laughter. 

“Right?! What did these guys do do LIFE h a t e s them so much? Did one of them pick up a bill that was on the street and the w o r l d was like ‘N O P E’?”