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Random Astro Observations °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

these are just my observations from people that I've been around and or studied!!!

Capricorn, Virgo, and Aquarius placements are all veryyyy awkward when they're in love. They are not comfortable with walking up to someone they find attractive and asking them out. They definitely prefer having someone that they already know and are comfortable around (unless their other placements change that). Despite their awkwardness, they're very much romantics. They love helping their, partner, listening to their partner, anything practical they love. Most of them would much rather have a nice long talk than a romantic dinner. And could even have physical touch and acts of service as love languages.

Leo risings are SHOW PONIES. Big performers, and love bringing a whole crowd of people together to join in on fun activities (especially when they have aquarius placements). They have dancer written all over them, and love being "the fun friend" or the "extroverted friend". This placement gives big "alcohol at brunch with the besties" energy.

Leo suns are quite the opposite when they're unhealed. They don't always have the same confidence that a Leo rising has, even if they could bring the same vibe to the place. Even when they try to when they're unhealed, it could be perceived as if they're trying too hard or could give "pick-me" energy.

Lilith aspecting anything in the big 6 are FREAKAZOIDS. These people are naturally sensual and can attract people with ease, but it's mostly unwanted attention. These natives are very beautiful and tend to be more "out there" than other people. People with this aspect can attract a lot of jealousy, for anything really. Their confidence, style, their possessions, anything.

Fire mars' together are hazardous. They can cause a lot of ruckus together, whether it be violence, partying, anything chaotic in general. The fire mars' (especially leo and aries mars together) can enable each other in the WORST behavior. Especially when they're unhealed, they can enable one another in the worst thoughts. But, on the bright side they can be productive together.

Men with Libra placements can be really shy around women. Even if they prefer being in their company. It's almost like they have a mental block in their head, this is made worse with virgo placements because of the awkwardness they could already have with people.

Virgos w/ Aquarius placements ruled by Jupiter are SMARTTTTTTT. They are whizz kids and love independence, almost anything comes easily to them. They also have massive hearts and love helping people, they like having people rely on them but don't like relying on others. Quick to helping people but hate feeling like they need help. It's a hopeless contrast.

That's all babes, buh-bye!!

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Some of the Freakiest Astro Placements (lowkey exposing myself with this one)✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩

(these are purely my own observations, and the accuracy relies on the rest of the chart!)

ALSO, TW: lot of sex talk!

Lilith in the 6th house:

The most SUBMISSIVE people. Trust me I know (lilith 6th natal). These people likely are into the dom/sub dynamics and would try bdsm (even if they feel guilty about it). People love how innocent they look. Some could even go so far to sexualize their innocence. Remember that scene from Euphoria s1 with Maddy and Nate and he thinks she's a virgin? These natives get treated like that (even when in that scenario in Euphoria where she wasn't a virgin at all).

Uranus in the 8th house:

Freaks. That's it. As a native of this placement, I can firmly confirm this. If there's a quote that goes with this placement it'd be "I'm tri-sexual, I'll try anything once" (it's a Sex and the City quote). They might not try everything but definitely aren't into anything normal, and it only gets freakier depending on the sign. With Aries in this house and planet they can be into odd but aggressive kinks. With Aquarius they could be into things that have to do with the internet, or groups of people. So on and so forth.

Leo Mars:

PLEASERS. No matter dominant or submissive they are total pleasers. And don't get me wrong, they love receiving, but giving it to someone GOOD and when they KNOW they're giving it good? It satisfies them a lotttt. They also love the control that comes with giving. They don't mind giving it up, but they love being able to tease the person they're teasing. Also, BIG BRATS (if submissive). I don't see these people being like super mean as doms but can be very teasing and demeaning at the most.

Scorpio moon:

These guys have a lot of hidden sexual desires. They are also likely to almost never find a person to 100% fulfill their fantasies. Can be caught up in a lot of cheating scandals (and they also might not care until way later). Also, can be big into dom/sub dynamics, and like more gothic settings when they have sex (candles, dark lace, wind blowing through the windowsill, biting, etc.).

Aquarius anything:

Natural freaks. Whether they're on the DL or not they're usually into odd things or just rather extreme things. Could like the idea of getting freaky with friends or even have a fwb-lovers situation. They are definitely into keeping the mood lighthearted during sex (unless if they have Aquarius in the 8th). Also, big switches! Could go from being a big mean dom in one second to a pillow princess the next.

Pisces Mars:

Weirdos honestly. Love the concept of dreamy/intoxicated sex. Anything that makes the experience heightened. Their kinks remind me of the aesthetic of *that* scene from Bram Stoker's Dracula from 1992. These people also give me the energy of Jules Vaughn from Euphoria, especially when paired with Libra and Aquarius placements. Usually subs imo, and they also remind me of the #nsfwtwt on Twitter.

Eros in the 8th house:

MESSYYYYY and LOVEEEE the intense sex. These are the type of people that DO NOT engage in hookup culture. These natives are just the embodiment of sex. Not the capitalistic porn sex though, the type of stuff you read about in gooood fanfics. Big on oral sex, and love fast paced and multiple rounds type stuff. Very eager to have the experience with their partner. (Eros in taurus is big on oral too).

Lilith in the 1st house:

Reeks of sexual energy, have very sensual eyes too. The most Jessica Rabbit esque placement imo. These natives (without trying) are just good in bed. It's a big part of their personality and their life. These natives can literally study kinks to try and figure out what resonates with them. They also are accommodating to what their partner's kinks are too, this placement also reminds me of Samantha Jones from SATC.

That's all, see ya!

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Placements that have me in a chokehold

(again all of these placements have to be HEALED!!!)

Capricorn rising, 6h in Cancer:

It’s an odd placement to have as a Capricorn rising, but it makes them really BEEFY DUDE. 6h in cancer makes their upper body big as fuck, if they’re a guy they have great pecs and when they’re a woman they have amazing boobs. And have watermelon crushing arms too. Very pale people, very vampiric too. Likely to have canines on the more obvious/sharper side. Actually really sweet people and don’t look intimidating at all, unless if they’re a woman, they’re more likely to have rbf.

Virgo moon:

Very specific on how their feelings come across, and as a Gemini moon, I like that a lot. They remind me of Aquarius moons in a way. They are very emotional but not irrationally emotional. They feel very deeply all the time and are very humanitarian. On the downside, very perfectionist and have to learn a lot of patience for other people.

Capricorn anything:

Going back to cap placements, they have the sexiest hands ever, Gemini placements too. They have very veiny hands, but they’re not very skeletal. Very much big, beefy, wood chopping hands. Also, great huggers imo.

Gemini mars:

Mix this with cap rising and you have one sexy motherfucka right there. Dirty talk is off the charts, but you wouldn’t know it until you were very comfortable with them. And their hand game goes crazy, if you couldn’t tell I have a thing for hands. Usually they like to take the reins, but they never mind switching things up.

Leo mars:

These guys are the sexiest people on the planet and they know it. Very performative in their sexuality, may not actually be as confident as the let off, but they’re still very sexual people. Great performers and general, and love giving (because they love performing and knowing they’re doing good).

Scorpio mars:

They are ALWAYS very intense, whether or not they know it. Even if they’re not trying to be, they can come off as flirtatious or overtly sexual, even if they’re just talking casually. People tend to envy them secretly, for their looks, personality, their possessions, etc…. They attract suitors very easily (even if they’re unwanted).

Taurus 6h:

Some of the most physically gifted people have this placement. It is most definitely an underrated beauty placement. Very voluptuous people, and tend to be on the taller side. Also incredibly symmetrical, and can have a very pronounced hourglass figure.

That’s all, buh-bye!

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My semi-favorite placements for people to have

these for sure depend on whether or not the person is HEALED!!!

Sagittarius anything

I really like sagittarius placements, they (when healed) are EVERYTHING. Such wise and expansive people. They are very encouraging to be around and they can make you feel at home in an instant. My favorite placements for these people are sun, mercury, and occasionally venus. Sagittarius venus is a 50/50 depending on the rest of the persons placements. As an aqua venus, i love the freedom that they bring to the table, but they still want to be committed to you (when they absolutely love you). And thats not for everyone, but it certainly is for me.

Aquarius moon

Okay, so I did lowkey trash on them in my previous posts. But I really do love them 😭. Maybe it’s my Aquarius sun, but I just get them. Everything I said about the unhealed ones still stand, but healed ones are such joyous people. Even unhealed ones are actually pretty fun to be around (as friends). It’s very fun to have this conjunction with people. The way that they express themselves resonate with me HEAVILY, I just love them (even if they’re massively flawed and a tad annoying at the moment).

Sun conjunct mercury

They are so FUNNYYYYYY. They are huge chatter boxes, and honestly (even if they don’t conjunct and are just in the same sign) are likely to have adhd. Big comedians and they don’t even have to try. Have potential to be great speakers, singers, writers. Anything to do with their voice they can succeed in like almost 100% of the time.

Sun conjunct Venus

Very harmonious people, always making friends (or just good impressions) somewhere. And they are BEAUTIFUL, physically, and mentally. If unhealed they can be incredibly shallow, and only focused on the beauty of themselves or other people. Also, like sun conj mercury, very funny! More-so unintentionally than purposefully (I can’t be funny when I try too hard, it just falls flat; I have sun conj Venus).

Scorpio sun

Such deeply funny people. Not the mysterious folk people make them out to be. Can be INCREDIBLY shy though. Very often secretly the best person in the room but nobody notices them. Super fun when they’re out of their shell (if introverted). And very creative, make great writers and project leaders! Though might get pushed under the rug and not be recognized as much for their hard work.

Gemini sun

These people are a hoot and a half. Genuinely crazy but a clock is right twice a day (I think that’s the saying). Again, HILARIOUS. These people don’t have an off button though, they can just keep going and going. Horrible to debate against though, because they can keep going and going. Not the best placement in men though imo. But the women are quite cool.

Gemini mars

these people are biters. there I said it. They like biting, sexually and nonsexually. And honestly, me too. As a Gemini moon, these people do make me quite feral. Don’t have much else besides that. Great dirty talkers, and would make great voice actors (especially when paired with Sagittarius placements).

Okay, that’s all folks!

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Difficult astrology placements

all of these are just my opinion!

Scorpio moon:

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Scorpio moons. But they get PACKED with emotional damage at such a young age. I know two different people, who had two different situations, who still went through tough shit when they were a kid. Big indicator of mommy issues, or abandonment issues.

Aquarius moon:

Horrible with emotions. Won’t talk to you about anything and will go home and think you don’t give a shit about them. Even though they won’t say anything about how they actually feel. Very self-pitying placement

Capricorn Venus:

If you saw my last post, you know I love Capricorn Venus’. But they struggle a lot with love. With Capricorn being ruled by Saturn, this Venus placement really makes it difficult to find love. And they’re some of the best lovers out there too. They tend to find love WAYYYY later in life and often can feel as if they aren’t good enough for love (in the worse case scenario).

Libra sun:

Sensitive, very concerned with people being at peace all the time. They absolutely hate when people are mad at them. They try to be nice but they will often go to extreme lengths to keep peace. Secretive about their feelings but get upset when you don’t comfort them about the things they won’t tell you.

Anything conjunct Pluto:

Puts an immediate damper on what you try to do with any planet. With mercury it’s speech, you could tend to hold back what you actually want to say. With sun it’s your true self. It has its benefits as well though. But it’s very difficult regardless.

Okay that’s all, bye-bye!

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My favorite (and least favorite) astrology placements in men

these are all just my personal observations!!! and most of the “bad” placements are just unhealed people!

Capricorn Venus:

One of the biggest gentleman placements in my opinion. I have a Saturn ruled Venus as well so I prefer all of the ways that guys with this placement show affection anyway. Very sweet people, practical in love. Have actually decent standards as well. They are big on communication, and knowing who you are. Slow in love though, they love a good slow burn. When they have a Taurus mars they can be BIG yearners also (that’s another one of my favorite placements but I’ll get to it later).

Moon aspecting Venus harmoniously:

They likely have good a relationship with their moms, and they won’t be a douchebag. In touch with their femininity even when they’re masculine. Conjunctions can be a 50/50 though. Trine or sextile is better, just for the ease of it. They are also good with animals, and just gentle. Even when placed in masculine signs they’re more gentle.

Aquarius anything:

okay, hear me out. When they’re healed they’re not that bad. I like for my men to be a little funky, but I think Aquarius placements in guys can really only be good if they are with earth placements. Humanitarian and intellectual. And not just ANYTHING btw. I should’ve clarified. Exclude Aquarius moon. I know Aquarius moons, they’re not easy to deal with :(. I love them tho.

Scorpio rising:

They look like the meanest bitch you’ll ever meet. They’re kind of like those memes of pitbulls where you have one named cupcake and it will be super aggressive but then you have one named like.. “asshole grinder” and it’s super sweet. Scorpio rising men have that vibe. When paired with a good moon placement and a moon-Venus trine they’re hot AND sweet. Tend to be actually extroverted underneath their resting bitch face. And they have great smiles.

Taurus mars:

SEXY BITCHES. Super sensual, wants to please (and be pleased but pleasing is first on their list), and loves a persons smell. When they love you, they love your smell, as long as you’re not super stanky. They get used to your scent and want it on them all the time. But they also love a good clean fruity smell too. Also gentle lovers. Could be vanilla, but if they’re pleasers then is it really that bad? Also is usually unknowingly sensual and sexy. Give great hugs as well when paired with Capricorn placements (are you sensing a theme here?)

Mars-Saturn harmonious aspects:

Likely to be kinky imo. I like how patient they are with passionate things, very mature and meticulous with details in things like sex. Don’t have much to say, but I do like this one.

My least favorite….

Leo moon:

The mommy issues on these bitches is insane. I’ve only ever dealt with weird Leo moons (and or just weird Leo placements in guys in general) so this it just an immediate no for me.

Gemini anything:

HUGE TALK, NO COMMITMENT. Gemini mars isn’t as bad as Venus though. Gemini Venus are horrible love bombers. And that’s just a turnoff for me.

Pisces anything:

I don’t like most Pisces, there’s few that I’ve met that aren’t psychotic. And they can usually only be balanced out with close earth placements in their chart. I don’t mind Pisces mars though. But a lot of them are huge pity parties with drug problems. And when I say “anything” I usually mean placements in the big six so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Virgo mercury:

Biggest know it all shit ever. I hate the way these people talk and explain things. They don’t like to learn or explain things in any other way than their own. And get mad when you don’t know how to do things their way. And I love Virgo placements, but this one pisses me off.

Taurus sun:

My sun squares any other Taurus sun so naturally there could be tension. But I have HEAVY beef with my dad and he’s a Taurus. I just find guys with these placements to be narcissistic. Way too into themselves and extremely selfish. And paired with Leo moon? Emotional manipulation at its finest (speaking from experience). And I like earth placements in guys. I can’t go there with Taurus suns though.

Libra Venus:

A household hated one. Just very whorish placement in men. They look for love everywhere and cannot stop thinking about girls. Likely to be play boys in my opinion. Speaks poetry to you but is getting head from your cousin behind your back. Loves the idea of love but most aren’t mature enough for it.

Okay that’s it, bye-bye now!

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Observations on placements in my birth chart

Gemini Moon:

I crave intellectual intimacy with people. Friends, family, partners. If I don’t think I can talk to you about ANYTHING, I won’t be able to be close with you.

A guy I was talking to wanted to do NOTHING but talk about our future together and we’d only been talking for a WEEK. I remember every time we talked I tried to get to know him and he just brushed me off. I got the ick so fast. I will say a part of that is my Aquarius venus. But I just wanted nothing to do with him after that.

Another thing is, I NEED to talk about things that give me anxiety or I will explode. Things like politics, trauma, anything that makes me have that pit in my stomach I need to talk about with someone immediately. And to add onto that, I have to talk about my emotions very precisely. And I cannot let things go until I have talked them to DEATH. Also, CHRONIC OVERTHINKER.

Capricorn Mercury:

I feel like having this placement in my chart allows me to speak freely, and added with my heavy Aquarius placements I feel like I’m pretty unintentionally funny. I can’t try to be funny, I just like say outrageous things and get a laugh.

I’m rarely ever embarrassed about what I say. But when I am I can’t let it go lol. The way I speak and tell stories is very detailed and thought out. But I can be incredibly scatterbrained about where I place details and the order in which I say things.

Leo Mars, and Leo Rising:

I am a show off. Badly. There’s literally videos of me in a pink little top with jeans, dancing for my family at thanksgiving. Although, most people think I have a BIG ego on my head, I really don’t. My insecurities and inability to fully accept compliments keep me humble.

My mars sign gives my the drive to do what I want, but it’s debilitated by being in the 12th house <\3. I often fantasize about what I want to do without making actual moves to do it (any Astro girlies that know how to help me get over that?).When I do make moves they’re very slow. I easily manifest though and can make things go well for me if I just ~know~ I can do it.

My rising sign gives people the impression that I’m intimidating. I don’t know why if I’m honest, but I’d just have to assume it’s because it’s in a late degree. Many of my current friends said they thought I was “too cool”, or would “be mean” to them. Which wasn’t the case. I think I just have a Regina George thing going on. And my favorite thing about me is my hair, even if it’s a little all over the place.

Aquarius Neptune in the 7th House:

I have always had people make up fantasies about me that aren’t true. ESPECIALLY when I’m talking to them with the intention of being romantic. Take for example the guy I mentioned earlier. He had a VERY WRONG idea of who I was. He didn’t know me, didn’t try to know me, and still proclaimed that he did. Blocked, immediately. Although, I fantasized about the person I thought he was too, so it was slightly mutual, but it was broken for me immediately.

Whenever I’ve talked to someone I feel like they get the wrong idea of me romantically, and it’s honestly annoying. They always have gotten clingy with me before I know them and it gives me the ick horribly. I’m not a very cuddly person, I like being friends with a person before being in a relationship with them. It just already gives the vibe that you know who the other person is already.

Aquarius Venus:

This is like the placement that I hate the most in my chart. I like the idea of being with someone, but I’ve never found a guy mature enough or willing to go at a slow pace enough for me. And it’s also in the 6th house which makes me very perfectionistic about the way I look and how I take care of myself. Which helps me but my family lowkey makes fun of me for it. And I also naturally get the ick when I like someone very easily. My flight or fight gets triggered heavily 😭.

Though, I feel like I wouldn’t get the ick as much if THEY TRIED TO GET TO KNOW ME FIRST. Yes I’m still salty about it. He literally traumatized me, I have the eternal ick from that asshole. But what I like about this placement combined with my mars placement is that I’m a chick magnet, like cmon now.

Okay that’s all, thank you!

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vetckkie

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

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Me trying to read smut but the author doesn’t understand a lick of anatomy

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I legitimately think ratm at pinkpop '93 might be my favorite show of all time

The following might be a hot take but hear me out

Ofc ratm, Soundgarden and led zep aren't comparable genre wise but theyre some of my favorite bands, and I think among them ratm has the best live show

While Soundgarden and zep perform AMAZINGLY live and are absolutely up to par with the studio recordings, ratm live to me is even better than in the studio.

It's just so different in the live setting where you can HEAR their improvisations and SEE the passion, esp with Zack where he's basically baring his teeth 😭😭