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[wheezysoblivion]

Random Astro Observations (again)

these are all purely my personal OPINIONS and observations, and they don’t apply to everyone!

Capricorn risings all have a pretty similar look. Dark features, bushy eyebrows, big smiles, unique teeth, resting sad face, and pale as fuck. They are the real vampires.

Aquarius placements always have something about them that makes them different. It’s usually something little, like the space between their eyes is wide, or they have extra sharp features. Something that just makes them stand out compared to everyone else.

Leo risings can’t help but attract everyone. They always have relationships with people they wouldn’t be normally compatible with the rest of their chart. They ESPECIALLY attract other Leo placements, Aquarius placements, and Pisces placements the most. They often also get mistaken for being the ‘mean girl’ (unless they are then the assumption would be correct).

Virgo mercuries can be ANNOYING. They don’t actually like being proven wrong they just like the new knowledge. They love being right and can be very self-righteous in how intelligent they think they are.

Virgo venus is one of my favorites because they LOVE a good conversation. They are some of the best partners (imo) because of how much they notice about their partner. They memorize the little things and like to understand someone exactly to a T.

Libra placements are more two-faced then Gemini placements, simply because they aren't obvious about it. They are very nice and sweet and kind infront of others, but they do some odd shit behind the scenes. You would never suspect them to be problem starters, but they are.

I feel like some of the most kindhearted people have Capricorn AND Gemini placements. A great example of this is Deena from Jersey Shore. She stuck up for everyone when they needed it and defended herself incredibly well. And in family vacation she stuck up for Sam when she decided not to come. She was also the life of the freaking party.

Taurus suns are NOT obvious to spot. The only way I can tell that they're a Taurus is if they're stubborn with humor.

Taurus risings on the other hand is always pretty easy to spot because of their BODYYYYYYY. They have absolutely gorgeous proportions and carry themselves so elegantly.

I also feel like a lot of guys who dress alternatively have water/air rising signs. And guys who dress just like, a regular ass dude have earth rising signs. I still have insufficient data on fire rising guys though.

Leo sun/mars men make me act up. Like badly. I really like how- dudeish they are. They have this unique playfulness that really just makes me giddy. They all remind me of youtubers who were in alternative groups a little bit (like the Twin Paranormal guys or Sam and Colby), and some are actually very mature and that's a really great combo to have!

Okay, that's all, buh-bye!

[deepdiveastro]

[pedropascallme]

Save me Damien with long hair/beard/ tight t-shirt combo…save me…Damien with long hair/ beard/tight t-shirt combo save me…

[wheezysoblivion]

Random Astro Observations

these are all my observations and do not apply to everyone!!!

Leo Venus loves to be loved LOUDLY. They love showing you off and being shown off, it’s hard for them to keep anything between you and them under wraps. They just want you to be theirs and have everyone know them. Is also very stubborn in love and is very opinionated on who they want to date.

Taurus Venus men (unhealed) are lowkey horrible. Think Ted Mosby, he wants fairy tale dream love. The beautiful woman, the whirlwind romance, the picket fence house, and the kids. But will project that onto anyone, even those who don’t want that at all (like his main love interest throughout the whole series, Robin). He rushed many people in the show into dating him and was very manipulative with the women he pursued.

Scorpio Mars men are OVERRATED. They’re good don’t get me wrong, but I feel like everyone expects them to be some alpha dom 50 Shades of Gray type and they’re just not 😭. They’re actually very gentle. The only thing that makes them different from their sister sign is the intensity they have when they make love. And ofc not every Scorpio mars is an absolute kink fest, the other placements in their chart have to support this. Theyre very sensual and deep, and CANNOT do one night stands (unless other placements combat this). They love, TO MAKE LOVE. Taurus mars still better tho.

I’m tired of pretending that Aquarius Venus deserves the hate, BECAUSE WE DON’T. We get a BAD rep because a certain few of us have horrible charts and don’t know how to be normal in a relationship. We aren’t all chronic flakes and cheaters I swear 😭🙏. As an Aqua Venus, I HATE being rushed. But I also hate feeling like we aren’t friends while we date. Because I feel like friendship is a good thing to have in a relationship because, if you can’t be friends then why are you together? If you can’t be with one another without the intention of being 100% romantic all the time, then what are you doing?

I feel like the best matches for us Aquarius Venus are Capricorn Venus, Sagittarius Venus, and Virgo Venus. And now I almost have NO earth so I need someone to ground me and that’s why I love most earth Venus signs. Capricorn Venus values that Aqua likes taking it slowly, and doesn’t like huge displays of affection. Sagittarius Venus loves the adventure Aquarius Venus is always down to do. And Virgo Venus likes to organize peoples lives and lord knows an Aquarius Venus needs organizing sometimes 😭.

Virgo mars are VERY meticulous when they confront people about problems. My friend is a Virgo mars and when my evil ex was bothering me she curated a WHOLE plan to get him to leave me alone. And she also has cancer placements and she does not play when it comes to her friends either. She in general is a good stress planner 😭.

A guy who has his Mars conj. your Kitty (9563) can become OBSESSED with your kitty. He'll want that all the damn time. You'll probably have him thinking that you're a succubus because that feminine energy will have him CRUMBLING. He'll be falling to his knees in desperation I swear.

Speaking of spicy synastry, any Cumming (14348) conjunctions (or even just in the same sign) to Mars and Jupiter will have yall obsessed with the lovin.

Anyways, that’s all. See ya!

[wheezysoblivion]

My Favorite Mars Signs in Women (and least favorite)

Two uploads in one WEEK? man I’m productive (NOT). And as always, THESE ARE PURELY MY EXPERIENCE AND ARE BASED OFF OF WHETHER OR NOT THEYRE HEALED OR UNHEALED!!

Scorpio mars:

They’re very tenacious. The women have an INSANE drive when they really want to do something and absolutely push themselves to the max to achieve it. Tend to be more masculine in how they look outwardly. Also, more dominant in bed (in terms of decision making). Very connected to the feminine (when healed) and have a very strong way of navigating their shadow side.

Capricorn mars:

My favorite boss ladies. With them being exalted in mars, they have the ability to control a room with a click of their heels. Similar to Capricorn Venus women, they’re strong in how they come off (ex. Megan Thee Stallion) and are very strong women when it comes to dealing with business and anything that gets them riled up. Like to call the shots in bed, and are power bottoms all the way.

Sagittarius mars:

MY SNOOKI’S!!!! They’re so fun and friendly. Huge on partying and being the biggest person in the room, whether they’re aware of it or not. Tend to be very voluptuous in their lower body (thighs specifically). To them, imo, it doesn’t matter what position they take in bed. As long as it lasts a LONG time and yall do a BUNCH. Also great dancers, and they would lowkey make great Zumba instructors.

Least favorite….

genuinely don’t have one. If I had to pick one it’d be mars signs in detriment. Mars signs in women that are in detriment tend to have an ‘all bark no bite’ effect. My mom for example, she is a biggggg talker, she rarely ever does anything (she’s a Taurus mars). And a Libra mars women tend to be much more horrible about making decisions and picking sides (because they secretly play both).

Okay, sorry for the shorter post! But that’s all!

Love ya, bye-bye!

[thetiredp3rv3rt]

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WHY IS THERE NOT MUCH TYLER SCHEID X READER STUFF(I'm talking mostly NSFW but shhh)?!?? HES SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE MAN YET ONLY SO FEW WRITE ABOUT HIM:(!!! TYLER NEEDS THE LOVE AND APPRECIATION HE DESERVES! I APPRECIATE EVERY TYLER X READER FIC(even thought most of them I have to edit because of most of them being f!reader)!!

Also....same thing with Jshlatt but I've been searching for Tyler fics longer and across different platforms like Ao3, Wattpad, and obviously Tumblr. If there's a reasoning for this beyond Tyler Scheid and being niche PLEASE tell me!

[wheezysoblivion]

My Favorite Mars Signs in Men (and least favorite)

IM BACK

did u miss me? Anyways, as per usual, THESE ARE ALL MY OBSERVATIONS AND OPINIONS!!

Taurus mars:

You already know. This is my number one favorite and always will be. As men, they might not always be the most masculine, but considering the sign is feminine they have more respect for women. They take their sweet time courting you (and for good reason). Traditional gentlemen, and especially so when placed with Capricorn placements (sun or venus). AND, love taking the time in the bedroom to figure out YOU. If you don’t feel good, they don’t feel good. Trust me when I say they know when you aren’t having a good time. Also, tend to be pretty big, ifykwim (unless they have unfavorable Saturn aspects). AND they’re soft doms (my favorite 🥹). They’re also some of the most gorgeous men to ever walk this planet, but as men they can be really insecure because of the feminine energy that rules their mars. Reserved when it comes to sex, but their sex appeal is off the charts. They’ll always be number 1 for me.

Leo mars:

God they’re handsome. I love fixed mars, and this mars conjuncts my rising so almost ALL Leo mars men make me just a tad horny. Fun and exciting to be around! Just enough exciting energy to keep you entertained, but not enough to wear you out. Generally likes going on mini adventures and always loves having their s/o tag along. They’re not always the most handsome (because their sun sign and rising has A LOT to do with it) but they have warm/handsome energy, does that make sense? Big personalities, whether or not they’re shy. Usually are always average and up in size. Saturn aspects usually don’t hurt a Leo mars too much (unless if there’s a lot or a really detrimental one). Prides themselves on being pleasers, and honestly, they’re power subs. And just like their other fire sisters and brothers, they’re experimental! And if they have any positive Uranus aspects this can amplify by like 10. They’re quite gentlemanly, and do love making their partner feel like the best version of themselves.

Capricorn mars:

Ah, my favorite cardinal sign. I love any and all Capricorn placements. They always bring a sense of longevity to whatever they do and are always very providing and supportive. Despite being a feminine sign, this mars placement has a lot of drive and power that goes into everything. When they’re in a relationship they make you their project. Not always the most romantic, but they notice the little details about you and make it their mission to show that they notice these things about you. STAMINA FOR DAYS, they’re not tired until you’re absolutely beat. They like the give and take, but don’t forget that they are the ones that call the shots. Actually, usually just average. But don’t worry, they —almost— always know how to use it. Pretty romantic with how they treat their s/o, they like making them feel known and seen.

Aquarius mars:

okay, don’t hate me, but I love these little freaks. Very much NOT traditional, love bringing something new to the table for every relationship. Don’t get me wrong though, these guys are a hit or a miss. But they’re still cool to me. They conjunct my venus after all. Their love language absolutely is shared experiences, if they’re doing something new, you best believe they want to do it with you. Honestly, kinda weird when it comes to sex. They can be very detached and cold, but when they’re in it, they’re in it. Also, probably the most experimental of all the mars signs. Dominant to a t. Also tend to be pretty weird looking down there, and they have really good pics when they’re aspected to Neptune.

Libra mars:

I feel very similar emotions about these people as I do about libra venus. Indecisive, usually only care to be pleased, chronic cheaters, unsure of their masculinity (but not in a cute way in an Andrew Tate way). Anyway, I hate them, next.

Aries mars:

fuck these aggressive assholes. they have problems with expressing themselves and feeling like they’re disrespected and so they take it out on everyone else. Not well liked by their friends, and tend to make enemies very quickly. And honestly just annoying 😭.

Cancer mars:

always feel lesser than but don’t take the steps to fix it. not as bad as Pisces mars. Chronic complainers, whiners, and losers. Hardly ever channel their feminine energy into anything good.

PISCES MARS:

the ultimate enemy. womanizer but secretive about it, they have possibly the deepest shadow side. biggest porn watchers and have the worst idea of what women should be. absolutely hates the feminine energy in their mars, very few men with this placement have a healthy relationship with their mars signs.

okay that’s all, no notes. Love ya

[theblack-dog]

Johnny when he's trying to sleep on the Curtis couch after being kicked out by his mom, but Two-Bit is binge drinking shoplifted beer on the porch, Sodapop is cooking some neon-colored bullshit in the kitchen, Darry is flying in a CTE fueled rage because Ponyboy skipped school to smoke a hundred cigarettes and write shitty poetry, Dally is calling the house because he was arrested for kidnapping rich kids and dropping them off in bad parts of town, and Steve is ugly.

[wheezysoblivion]

Random Astro Observations °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

these are just my observations from people that I've been around and or studied!!!

Capricorn, Virgo, and Aquarius placements are all veryyyy awkward when they're in love. They are not comfortable with walking up to someone they find attractive and asking them out. They definitely prefer having someone that they already know and are comfortable around (unless their other placements change that). Despite their awkwardness, they're very much romantics. They love helping their, partner, listening to their partner, anything practical they love. Most of them would much rather have a nice long talk than a romantic dinner. And could even have physical touch and acts of service as love languages.

Leo risings are SHOW PONIES. Big performers, and love bringing a whole crowd of people together to join in on fun activities (especially when they have aquarius placements). They have dancer written all over them, and love being "the fun friend" or the "extroverted friend". This placement gives big "alcohol at brunch with the besties" energy.

Leo suns are quite the opposite when they're unhealed. They don't always have the same confidence that a Leo rising has, even if they could bring the same vibe to the place. Even when they try to when they're unhealed, it could be perceived as if they're trying too hard or could give "pick-me" energy.

Lilith aspecting anything in the big 6 are FREAKAZOIDS. These people are naturally sensual and can attract people with ease, but it's mostly unwanted attention. These natives are very beautiful and tend to be more "out there" than other people. People with this aspect can attract a lot of jealousy, for anything really. Their confidence, style, their possessions, anything.

Fire mars' together are hazardous. They can cause a lot of ruckus together, whether it be violence, partying, anything chaotic in general. The fire mars' (especially leo and aries mars together) can enable each other in the WORST behavior. Especially when they're unhealed, they can enable one another in the worst thoughts. But, on the bright side they can be productive together.

Men with Libra placements can be really shy around women. Even if they prefer being in their company. It's almost like they have a mental block in their head, this is made worse with virgo placements because of the awkwardness they could already have with people.

Virgos w/ Aquarius placements ruled by Jupiter are SMARTTTTTTT. They are whizz kids and love independence, almost anything comes easily to them. They also have massive hearts and love helping people, they like having people rely on them but don't like relying on others. Quick to helping people but hate feeling like they need help. It's a hopeless contrast.

That's all babes, buh-bye!!

[wheezysoblivion]

Some of the Freakiest Astro Placements (lowkey exposing myself with this one)✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩

(these are purely my own observations, and the accuracy relies on the rest of the chart!)

ALSO, TW: lot of sex talk!

Lilith in the 6th house:

The most SUBMISSIVE people. Trust me I know (lilith 6th natal). These people likely are into the dom/sub dynamics and would try bdsm (even if they feel guilty about it). People love how innocent they look. Some could even go so far to sexualize their innocence. Remember that scene from Euphoria s1 with Maddy and Nate and he thinks she's a virgin? These natives get treated like that (even when in that scenario in Euphoria where she wasn't a virgin at all).

Uranus in the 8th house:

Freaks. That's it. As a native of this placement, I can firmly confirm this. If there's a quote that goes with this placement it'd be "I'm tri-sexual, I'll try anything once" (it's a Sex and the City quote). They might not try everything but definitely aren't into anything normal, and it only gets freakier depending on the sign. With Aries in this house and planet they can be into odd but aggressive kinks. With Aquarius they could be into things that have to do with the internet, or groups of people. So on and so forth.

Leo Mars:

PLEASERS. No matter dominant or submissive they are total pleasers. And don't get me wrong, they love receiving, but giving it to someone GOOD and when they KNOW they're giving it good? It satisfies them a lotttt. They also love the control that comes with giving. They don't mind giving it up, but they love being able to tease the person they're teasing. Also, BIG BRATS (if submissive). I don't see these people being like super mean as doms but can be very teasing and demeaning at the most.

Scorpio moon:

These guys have a lot of hidden sexual desires. They are also likely to almost never find a person to 100% fulfill their fantasies. Can be caught up in a lot of cheating scandals (and they also might not care until way later). Also, can be big into dom/sub dynamics, and like more gothic settings when they have sex (candles, dark lace, wind blowing through the windowsill, biting, etc.).

Aquarius anything:

Natural freaks. Whether they're on the DL or not they're usually into odd things or just rather extreme things. Could like the idea of getting freaky with friends or even have a fwb-lovers situation. They are definitely into keeping the mood lighthearted during sex (unless if they have Aquarius in the 8th). Also, big switches! Could go from being a big mean dom in one second to a pillow princess the next.

Pisces Mars:

Weirdos honestly. Love the concept of dreamy/intoxicated sex. Anything that makes the experience heightened. Their kinks remind me of the aesthetic of *that* scene from Bram Stoker's Dracula from 1992. These people also give me the energy of Jules Vaughn from Euphoria, especially when paired with Libra and Aquarius placements. Usually subs imo, and they also remind me of the #nsfwtwt on Twitter.

Eros in the 8th house:

MESSYYYYY and LOVEEEE the intense sex. These are the type of people that DO NOT engage in hookup culture. These natives are just the embodiment of sex. Not the capitalistic porn sex though, the type of stuff you read about in gooood fanfics. Big on oral sex, and love fast paced and multiple rounds type stuff. Very eager to have the experience with their partner. (Eros in taurus is big on oral too).

Lilith in the 1st house:

Reeks of sexual energy, have very sensual eyes too. The most Jessica Rabbit esque placement imo. These natives (without trying) are just good in bed. It's a big part of their personality and their life. These natives can literally study kinks to try and figure out what resonates with them. They also are accommodating to what their partner's kinks are too, this placement also reminds me of Samantha Jones from SATC.

That's all, see ya!

[wheezysoblivion]

Placements that have me in a chokehold

(again all of these placements have to be HEALED!!!)

Capricorn rising, 6h in Cancer:

It’s an odd placement to have as a Capricorn rising, but it makes them really BEEFY DUDE. 6h in cancer makes their upper body big as fuck, if they’re a guy they have great pecs and when they’re a woman they have amazing boobs. And have watermelon crushing arms too. Very pale people, very vampiric too. Likely to have canines on the more obvious/sharper side. Actually really sweet people and don’t look intimidating at all, unless if they’re a woman, they’re more likely to have rbf.

Virgo moon:

Very specific on how their feelings come across, and as a Gemini moon, I like that a lot. They remind me of Aquarius moons in a way. They are very emotional but not irrationally emotional. They feel very deeply all the time and are very humanitarian. On the downside, very perfectionist and have to learn a lot of patience for other people.

Capricorn anything:

Going back to cap placements, they have the sexiest hands ever, Gemini placements too. They have very veiny hands, but they’re not very skeletal. Very much big, beefy, wood chopping hands. Also, great huggers imo.

Gemini mars:

Mix this with cap rising and you have one sexy motherfucka right there. Dirty talk is off the charts, but you wouldn’t know it until you were very comfortable with them. And their hand game goes crazy, if you couldn’t tell I have a thing for hands. Usually they like to take the reins, but they never mind switching things up.

Leo mars:

These guys are the sexiest people on the planet and they know it. Very performative in their sexuality, may not actually be as confident as the let off, but they’re still very sexual people. Great performers and general, and love giving (because they love performing and knowing they’re doing good).

Scorpio mars:

They are ALWAYS very intense, whether or not they know it. Even if they’re not trying to be, they can come off as flirtatious or overtly sexual, even if they’re just talking casually. People tend to envy them secretly, for their looks, personality, their possessions, etc…. They attract suitors very easily (even if they’re unwanted).

Taurus 6h:

Some of the most physically gifted people have this placement. It is most definitely an underrated beauty placement. Very voluptuous people, and tend to be on the taller side. Also incredibly symmetrical, and can have a very pronounced hourglass figure.

That’s all, buh-bye!

[wheezysoblivion]

My semi-favorite placements for people to have

these for sure depend on whether or not the person is HEALED!!!

Sagittarius anything

I really like sagittarius placements, they (when healed) are EVERYTHING. Such wise and expansive people. They are very encouraging to be around and they can make you feel at home in an instant. My favorite placements for these people are sun, mercury, and occasionally venus. Sagittarius venus is a 50/50 depending on the rest of the persons placements. As an aqua venus, i love the freedom that they bring to the table, but they still want to be committed to you (when they absolutely love you). And thats not for everyone, but it certainly is for me.

Aquarius moon

Okay, so I did lowkey trash on them in my previous posts. But I really do love them 😭. Maybe it’s my Aquarius sun, but I just get them. Everything I said about the unhealed ones still stand, but healed ones are such joyous people. Even unhealed ones are actually pretty fun to be around (as friends). It’s very fun to have this conjunction with people. The way that they express themselves resonate with me HEAVILY, I just love them (even if they’re massively flawed and a tad annoying at the moment).

Sun conjunct mercury

They are so FUNNYYYYYY. They are huge chatter boxes, and honestly (even if they don’t conjunct and are just in the same sign) are likely to have adhd. Big comedians and they don’t even have to try. Have potential to be great speakers, singers, writers. Anything to do with their voice they can succeed in like almost 100% of the time.

Sun conjunct Venus

Very harmonious people, always making friends (or just good impressions) somewhere. And they are BEAUTIFUL, physically, and mentally. If unhealed they can be incredibly shallow, and only focused on the beauty of themselves or other people. Also, like sun conj mercury, very funny! More-so unintentionally than purposefully (I can’t be funny when I try too hard, it just falls flat; I have sun conj Venus).

Scorpio sun

Such deeply funny people. Not the mysterious folk people make them out to be. Can be INCREDIBLY shy though. Very often secretly the best person in the room but nobody notices them. Super fun when they’re out of their shell (if introverted). And very creative, make great writers and project leaders! Though might get pushed under the rug and not be recognized as much for their hard work.

Gemini sun

These people are a hoot and a half. Genuinely crazy but a clock is right twice a day (I think that’s the saying). Again, HILARIOUS. These people don’t have an off button though, they can just keep going and going. Horrible to debate against though, because they can keep going and going. Not the best placement in men though imo. But the women are quite cool.

Gemini mars

these people are biters. there I said it. They like biting, sexually and nonsexually. And honestly, me too. As a Gemini moon, these people do make me quite feral. Don’t have much else besides that. Great dirty talkers, and would make great voice actors (especially when paired with Sagittarius placements).

Okay, that’s all folks!

[wheezysoblivion]

Difficult astrology placements

all of these are just my opinion!

Scorpio moon:

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Scorpio moons. But they get PACKED with emotional damage at such a young age. I know two different people, who had two different situations, who still went through tough shit when they were a kid. Big indicator of mommy issues, or abandonment issues.

Aquarius moon:

Horrible with emotions. Won’t talk to you about anything and will go home and think you don’t give a shit about them. Even though they won’t say anything about how they actually feel. Very self-pitying placement

Capricorn Venus:

If you saw my last post, you know I love Capricorn Venus’. But they struggle a lot with love. With Capricorn being ruled by Saturn, this Venus placement really makes it difficult to find love. And they’re some of the best lovers out there too. They tend to find love WAYYYY later in life and often can feel as if they aren’t good enough for love (in the worse case scenario).

Libra sun:

Sensitive, very concerned with people being at peace all the time. They absolutely hate when people are mad at them. They try to be nice but they will often go to extreme lengths to keep peace. Secretive about their feelings but get upset when you don’t comfort them about the things they won’t tell you.

Anything conjunct Pluto:

Puts an immediate damper on what you try to do with any planet. With mercury it’s speech, you could tend to hold back what you actually want to say. With sun it’s your true self. It has its benefits as well though. But it’s very difficult regardless.

Okay that’s all, bye-bye!

[wheezysoblivion]

My favorite (and least favorite) astrology placements in men

these are all just my personal observations!!! and most of the “bad” placements are just unhealed people!

Capricorn Venus:

One of the biggest gentleman placements in my opinion. I have a Saturn ruled Venus as well so I prefer all of the ways that guys with this placement show affection anyway. Very sweet people, practical in love. Have actually decent standards as well. They are big on communication, and knowing who you are. Slow in love though, they love a good slow burn. When they have a Taurus mars they can be BIG yearners also (that’s another one of my favorite placements but I’ll get to it later).

Moon aspecting Venus harmoniously:

They likely have good a relationship with their moms, and they won’t be a douchebag. In touch with their femininity even when they’re masculine. Conjunctions can be a 50/50 though. Trine or sextile is better, just for the ease of it. They are also good with animals, and just gentle. Even when placed in masculine signs they’re more gentle.

Aquarius anything:

okay, hear me out. When they’re healed they’re not that bad. I like for my men to be a little funky, but I think Aquarius placements in guys can really only be good if they are with earth placements. Humanitarian and intellectual. And not just ANYTHING btw. I should’ve clarified. Exclude Aquarius moon. I know Aquarius moons, they’re not easy to deal with :(. I love them tho.

Scorpio rising:

They look like the meanest bitch you’ll ever meet. They’re kind of like those memes of pitbulls where you have one named cupcake and it will be super aggressive but then you have one named like.. “asshole grinder” and it’s super sweet. Scorpio rising men have that vibe. When paired with a good moon placement and a moon-Venus trine they’re hot AND sweet. Tend to be actually extroverted underneath their resting bitch face. And they have great smiles.

Taurus mars:

SEXY BITCHES. Super sensual, wants to please (and be pleased but pleasing is first on their list), and loves a persons smell. When they love you, they love your smell, as long as you’re not super stanky. They get used to your scent and want it on them all the time. But they also love a good clean fruity smell too. Also gentle lovers. Could be vanilla, but if they’re pleasers then is it really that bad? Also is usually unknowingly sensual and sexy. Give great hugs as well when paired with Capricorn placements (are you sensing a theme here?)

Mars-Saturn harmonious aspects:

Likely to be kinky imo. I like how patient they are with passionate things, very mature and meticulous with details in things like sex. Don’t have much to say, but I do like this one.

My least favorite….

Leo moon:

The mommy issues on these bitches is insane. I’ve only ever dealt with weird Leo moons (and or just weird Leo placements in guys in general) so this it just an immediate no for me.

Gemini anything:

HUGE TALK, NO COMMITMENT. Gemini mars isn’t as bad as Venus though. Gemini Venus are horrible love bombers. And that’s just a turnoff for me.

Pisces anything:

I don’t like most Pisces, there’s few that I’ve met that aren’t psychotic. And they can usually only be balanced out with close earth placements in their chart. I don’t mind Pisces mars though. But a lot of them are huge pity parties with drug problems. And when I say “anything” I usually mean placements in the big six so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Virgo mercury:

Biggest know it all shit ever. I hate the way these people talk and explain things. They don’t like to learn or explain things in any other way than their own. And get mad when you don’t know how to do things their way. And I love Virgo placements, but this one pisses me off.

Taurus sun:

My sun squares any other Taurus sun so naturally there could be tension. But I have HEAVY beef with my dad and he’s a Taurus. I just find guys with these placements to be narcissistic. Way too into themselves and extremely selfish. And paired with Leo moon? Emotional manipulation at its finest (speaking from experience). And I like earth placements in guys. I can’t go there with Taurus suns though.

Libra Venus:

A household hated one. Just very whorish placement in men. They look for love everywhere and cannot stop thinking about girls. Likely to be play boys in my opinion. Speaks poetry to you but is getting head from your cousin behind your back. Loves the idea of love but most aren’t mature enough for it.

Okay that’s it, bye-bye now!

[wheezysoblivion]

Observations on placements in my birth chart

Gemini Moon:

I crave intellectual intimacy with people. Friends, family, partners. If I don’t think I can talk to you about ANYTHING, I won’t be able to be close with you.

A guy I was talking to wanted to do NOTHING but talk about our future together and we’d only been talking for a WEEK. I remember every time we talked I tried to get to know him and he just brushed me off. I got the ick so fast. I will say a part of that is my Aquarius venus. But I just wanted nothing to do with him after that.

Another thing is, I NEED to talk about things that give me anxiety or I will explode. Things like politics, trauma, anything that makes me have that pit in my stomach I need to talk about with someone immediately. And to add onto that, I have to talk about my emotions very precisely. And I cannot let things go until I have talked them to DEATH. Also, CHRONIC OVERTHINKER.

Capricorn Mercury:

I feel like having this placement in my chart allows me to speak freely, and added with my heavy Aquarius placements I feel like I’m pretty unintentionally funny. I can’t try to be funny, I just like say outrageous things and get a laugh.

I’m rarely ever embarrassed about what I say. But when I am I can’t let it go lol. The way I speak and tell stories is very detailed and thought out. But I can be incredibly scatterbrained about where I place details and the order in which I say things.

Leo Mars, and Leo Rising:

I am a show off. Badly. There’s literally videos of me in a pink little top with jeans, dancing for my family at thanksgiving. Although, most people think I have a BIG ego on my head, I really don’t. My insecurities and inability to fully accept compliments keep me humble.

My mars sign gives my the drive to do what I want, but it’s debilitated by being in the 12th house <\3. I often fantasize about what I want to do without making actual moves to do it (any Astro girlies that know how to help me get over that?).When I do make moves they’re very slow. I easily manifest though and can make things go well for me if I just ~know~ I can do it.

My rising sign gives people the impression that I’m intimidating. I don’t know why if I’m honest, but I’d just have to assume it’s because it’s in a late degree. Many of my current friends said they thought I was “too cool”, or would “be mean” to them. Which wasn’t the case. I think I just have a Regina George thing going on. And my favorite thing about me is my hair, even if it’s a little all over the place.

Aquarius Neptune in the 7th House:

I have always had people make up fantasies about me that aren’t true. ESPECIALLY when I’m talking to them with the intention of being romantic. Take for example the guy I mentioned earlier. He had a VERY WRONG idea of who I was. He didn’t know me, didn’t try to know me, and still proclaimed that he did. Blocked, immediately. Although, I fantasized about the person I thought he was too, so it was slightly mutual, but it was broken for me immediately.

Whenever I’ve talked to someone I feel like they get the wrong idea of me romantically, and it’s honestly annoying. They always have gotten clingy with me before I know them and it gives me the ick horribly. I’m not a very cuddly person, I like being friends with a person before being in a relationship with them. It just already gives the vibe that you know who the other person is already.

Aquarius Venus:

This is like the placement that I hate the most in my chart. I like the idea of being with someone, but I’ve never found a guy mature enough or willing to go at a slow pace enough for me. And it’s also in the 6th house which makes me very perfectionistic about the way I look and how I take care of myself. Which helps me but my family lowkey makes fun of me for it. And I also naturally get the ick when I like someone very easily. My flight or fight gets triggered heavily 😭.

Though, I feel like I wouldn’t get the ick as much if THEY TRIED TO GET TO KNOW ME FIRST. Yes I’m still salty about it. He literally traumatized me, I have the eternal ick from that asshole. But what I like about this placement combined with my mars placement is that I’m a chick magnet, like cmon now.

Okay that’s all, thank you!

[vetckkie]

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

[mursetica]

Me trying to read smut but the author doesn’t understand a lick of anatomy