Kiara

Future NASA scientist/ model/ soccer player.

[616marvel]

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[lindsaychrist]

[infornograph]

i’m fucking crazy but i am…free

[kuzusouda-remade]

@raikov

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[roqo-deactivated20201013]

im in tears i can fucking FEEL elmo’s thoughts 

[darlinghozier-deactivated202011]

Hozier: I like the narrative that NFWMB is about feeling the need to protect your partner but it’s actually about someone so terrifying that no one wants to fuck with them and you love them for that

Me:

[beachgothgay]

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

[sniper-fox-deactivated20251231]

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

[unclefather]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

SCP 3008

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[christinecanigula-archive]

studio killers backstory: this is cherry she likes fashion and her gf :) sometimes she gets sad but she looks at cat pictures and feels better

gorillaz backstory: demon possession! car accidents! domestic abuse! kidnapping! oh yeah babey! born to die world is a fuck!

mystery skulls backstory: dude what if shaggy just fucking killed fred

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pembrokewkorgi]

@ihatejonarbuckle

[aeonchangeling]

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

[nightf4iry]

wholesome

[lennythereviewer]

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

[poetic]

Guys buying their girlfriends tampons.

I’M CRYING

[dinolaur]

i wasn’t paying attention to the names and read this like one dude’s journey down the tampon aisle 

[jinzlers]

Option C: an adventuring party of four, all messaging the same questgiver

[sizvideos]

Video

[thedreadpiratejames]

I love this. There’s another one where they go to a wine tasting and give people a glass from a $20 bottle and they hate it, then a glass from a $200 bottle and they love it. But then they reveal that both glasses are actually from the same $20 bottle.

[fattyatomicmutant]

Wealth and it’s trappings is a false construct meant to elevate those that

Have.

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

I should read Veblen

[sourdoughsweethearts]

handletheheat.com

[tat-buns-deactivated20181211]

This is SO important.

[note-a-bear]

this is on my obligatory reblog list

[khealywu]

THIS IS VERY COOL FOODY AND SCIENCEY

[randomnerdiness]

@kirythestitchwitch

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[otherwindow]

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

[otherwindow]

[craftpunktabby]

I would love to see this movie or story. A creepy looking android that gained sentience and on the run decides to adopt this weird tiny abandoned android which is a haunted doll. They have some cute adventures where the android is all protective and caring to their new friend in their own way and the doll is trying to teach this giant doll how to use his ghost powers in that body and murdering people who pose a threat to them. Maybe complaining about how technologically advanced has changed the world so much and how they feel lost in it despite being here for so long. At best the android thinks the doll is talking about becoming obsolite, and at worst (but funnier) they think the doll is saying how they are literally lost and tells them they have gps so they can take them to where they want to go and the doll is just like this dumb new haunted doll…I gotta protect and nurture it before it dies from it’s naivette. Meanwhile an excorsist and some retrieval squad are tracking them down and they argue about what they’re going up against. Most of the retrieval squad don’t believe in the supernatural and thinks they found another defective android and the excorsist doesn’t understand technology that great so just assumes he’s dealing with two possessed items.

[otherwindow]

Exorcist: The power of Christ compels you Android: Error 666 Exorcist, crying: THE POWER OF CH Haunted Doll: I̴ ̸W̴I̴L̵L̸ ̷E̶A̵T̷ ̸Y̵O̴U̷R̷ ̶H̴E̶A̵R̴T̵ Robotics Engineer: [changes the doll’s voice box] Haunted Doll: (っ◔◡◔)っ 🎀 𝒾 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓎🌞𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀

[teathattast]

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

[weapons-grade-autism-deactivate]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wh……….

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

[momowaowa]

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s still going y'all!!!!

[slimate]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ