Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 62
Puddleglum (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
this is the most puddleglum thing that could ever fucking happen
will byers stan first human second
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cherry valley forever
taylor price
styofa doing anything
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 62
Puddleglum (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
this is the most puddleglum thing that could ever fucking happen
someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together
god help us all
I am terrible at platformers having grown up playing zero of them (shoutout to the carpool boys who let me die at Megaman though), but Iām having fun because it absolutely does not matter, on a cosmic scale, if youāre bad at Bubsy
me learning thereās a run button in Mario as a 20-something: pathetic, fatherless behavior, revoke his millennial card
me learning gliding negates Bubsyās fall damage as a 30-something: already ahead of dozens of internet personalities with ample video evidence
(also the rewind function, much like the frequent checkpoints in Astro Bot but without all the surrounding polish and What If Video Games Were Good Actually)
me starting a Sierra game and squinting suspiciously at the provided manual scan: thatās not how you spell Bueller. thatās not how you spell Roseanne. thatās not how you spell Delancey. why are so many of these credits misspelled, if this is a clue Iām gonna stab somebody
i may have played too much blue prince at you
itās sierraā ācomplementā grandma my ass!!!
me starting a Sierra game and squinting suspiciously at the provided manual scan: thatās not how you spell Bueller. thatās not how you spell Roseanne. thatās not how you spell Delancey. why are so many of these credits misspelled, if this is a clue Iām gonna stab somebody
i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.
take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:
what's your JND?
.00030-.00099
.0010-.0017
.0017-.0024
.0024-.0031
.0031-.0038
.0038-.0045
.0045-.0052
.0052-.0059
.0059-.0066
.0066-.0073
.0073-.0080
.0080 or greater
it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)
i'd love if you could reblog for reach
submission for @mgswintergames
Ezra Shape // team Foxhound // challenge A11
my fave couple and ultimate terrible rarepair, SorrowMantis
waddup jh finished peace walker and I finished mgsv so itās sad about joy/strangelove hours at our house
I love the Cobra Unit. Sorrow and Joy are my special babes too.
I want to write a book called āyour character dies in the woodsā that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.
I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.
Then she had a āmiserableā 3 more miles to walk to the inn.
Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.
Are there any other particularly egregious examples?
This book already exists, sort of! Or at least, itās a biology textbook but I bought it for writing purposes:
It starts with a chapter about freezing to death, and it is without a doubt the scariest thing Iāve read in years (and I read a lot of horror fiction).
This book can be downloaded for free on Researchgate, posted there by the author himself:
The Biology of Human Survival: Life and Death in Extreme Environments
I truly respect and appreciate how the Pokemon Adventures manga continues to draw Pikachu as super chonky despite the fact that the games/anime/TCG/etc have all abandoned it
on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call
Windows 11's latest update is resulting in SSD failures if it reaches 60% capacity. The update wipes the drive and unmounts it.
If you are on Windows 11, please don't update. If you have already updated, please look up how to roll back your update
As a joke i was just gonna doodle literal devil maxwell lord and it spiraled lmfao.
(Chef is building a little castle out of mashed potatoes and sausages)
Gordon Ramsey: Fuck me, what is that. Bloody hell. That position is completely indefensible. Why are the archer towers pointed away from the front gate? And look at that pitiful gravy moat. Invaders could cross that with a bloody toothpick. Jesus christ.