#1 PHF Hater

☆ Astrophel | He/she | Jojo's enjoyer ☆ ☆ profic | adult | Fugo kin ☆ Haruna Shiobana defender

[whenastrofell]

Howdy! I'm Astrophel

☆ He/she, aroace, adult ☆ I mainly post about part 5 of JJBA, but I also like D4DJ, goldfish (the animals), and a bunch of other stuff that I probably won't bring up very often. ☆ I draw, but on this blog it's mainly text posts- if I ever tag reblogs as “my art,” they are from my art blog. Writing goes on my ao3! ☆ Fugo is my favorite character but I also love Mista, Trish, and Polnareff! ☆ I don’t have a tagging system per say, but the big two are: -[#astrophel jojoposting] - my original thoughts and posts about jjba (of varying quality) -[#personal/irl posting] - my tag for irl stuff, so block that if you’re just here for my fandom posts (totally understandable).

[whenastrofell]

I don't do well making like large headcanon posts because I like a lot of different headcanons and I'm not locked into anything, however:

Give me characters to come up with aromantic/arospec and/or asexual/aspec headcanons for!!

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[iixarche]

i think..... leone abbacchio should be worse. he depressed hes an alcoholic hes easily agitated, but how would that actually show? does he take care of himself? what if he never trimmed his hair while growing out so the ends are all stiff and unhealthy. how often does he force himself to brush his teeth? how often does someone (most likely bucciarrati) have to drag him home from the bar? how often does he pass out on the couch and stay there for hours?

im just like. hes still grieving a heavy loss that he still blames himself for after like two or three years. theres no way in my mind that hes perfectly functional after that.

[annissdraws]

I think it’s unfair we don’t get to see his transition from short to long hair

[whenastrofell]

Finally decorating my grad cap (doing SDC because they are important to me as little as I do talk about them)

[whenastrofell]

Once a year I make like one post where I actually talk about labels. Trans androgyne aegosexual quoiromantic aromantic Fugo be upon ye

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[whenastrofell]

Aegosexual Mista who reads bodice ripper novels and cowboy erotica and loves watching porn, but it stops being fun if he actually has to be involved. He disappoints and pisses off some beautiful girl that he should've by all means had a great night with.

I think he'd still want a romantic relationship, he's a romantic at heart and he wants that for himself regardless of if he's ever experienced the attraction.

[whenastrofell]

oh hell yeah aspec party !!!!!!! demiromantic lithosexual giorno. is this thing on (projecting)

Hell yeah!! The one where I talked about him I did basically describe being lithosexual/romantic so we are on the same page here lskdfjsj

[whenastrofell]

I have never really been a Fugonara person but after saying they should make out sloppy style completely platonically I think I have found a way it appeals to me. I need them to do vile and disgusting things as friends and stay friends, just friends that want to burrow behind each other's rib cages.

[whenastrofell]

hello hello ^-^ puts a mic up to your face. what are your thoughts on aro/ace Giorno

I love aro/ace Giorno!!

I think he would love flirting and seducing for the love of the game. He's fifteen years old and he has the power to create life and also if he bats his eyelashes people are swooning- his ego is fucking huge.

I think he'd get in over his head with it and there would be a point where the other party would expect him to be into it, and that would freak him out. Some reciprocation is part of the game, sure, but once actual commitment, romance, or sex is wanted out of him he's done.

I think he would be more likely to go through with sex than a committed relationship, though. He would be far more disgusted with going on a date than being someone's consistent booty call.

[whenastrofell]

hit me with some aro/ace hcs for narancia if youve got any 👀👀

I think Narancia, for most of his life, would have other priorities to romance. Maybe it would've been on his mind more if he hadn't been so focused on survival, but it's hard to say.

I think he'd be pretty apathetic once it was pointed out to him (probably by Mista). If he felt like he's missing out on something, he'd give it a shot but I still don't know if anything would click. Like he could probably go through the motions and be all right, I just don't know if he'd care enough to.

I do think he'd blur the lines of what friendship would look like. Maybe I'm projecting but his wiki says he thinks friendship is the most valuable thing in the world, so. I think he can be physically affectionate with his friends and that could be more meaningful than going through the motions of romance or sex with a partner he would be allegedly attracted to. And I'm not even just saying like hugging or a kiss on the cheek I mean like making out sloppy style with Fugo or Mista like I think if it wasn't 2001 and various societal pressures didn't exist they could go at it. I'm being so serious even if I phrased that in a silly way.

[whenastrofell]

I don't do well making like large headcanon posts because I like a lot of different headcanons and I'm not locked into anything, however:

Give me characters to come up with aromantic/arospec and/or asexual/aspec headcanons for!!

[suchscary]

[gorjee-art]

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.

[gorjee-art]

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine