Every alternative is preferable.

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[mlnlx]

Grif and Simmons because

[covicovi]

🍰🥄

[covicovi]

some……

[covicovi]

🎄

[covicovi]

Robot friends

[homemadegranola]

chex drawing for @riderkaitlyn5 for the rvb secret santa this year =] (@redvsbluesecretsanta)

[ancient-romeow]

happy holidays everyone

[yeets-you-out-the]

Have I mentioned I like the guy

[astraladversity]

fragments

[doubleodonut]

suck it blue

[star-h0pper]

Love Is Just Another Form Of Leaving

doctor who s14e03 "boom" // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // war of the foxes by richard siken // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // unknown // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // anne sexton // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // the oresteia // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // the friend by reginald shepherd // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // artificial condition by martha wells // red vs blue: project freelancer saga // tenet (2020) // red vs blue: restoration // unknown

[jade-kyo]

The fact that there’s a timeline where we got a three season long meta Tucker arc and another timeline where we got canon ace Donut along with canon Grimmons and yet we live in the timeline where we got Zero and Restoration instead is truly so upsetting

This really is the darkest timeline

[emi-chan674]

Wash: How do I ask someone out?

Church: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Wash: No!

Grif: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Wash: Stop!

Donut: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Wash: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

[emi-chan674]

Tucker : Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.

Donut: Cool.

Tucker : Do you know who Joe is?

Donut: JOE MAMA!

Carolina, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.

[emi-chan674]

*At Rat's nest about to be executed by their own men*

Simmons: "Grif, we could die. Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?”

Grif: “NoooOOOooo!”

[emi-chan674]

Carolina: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

[emi-chan674]

Grif : "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."