Tindeck Link: http://tindeck.com/listen/zeum
gT: Howdy folks! Sorry for the terribly long wait, but behold my frist song, or er, rap, enjoy!
Another fine day, shining down on Hussies Sweet Sburb
Land of Mounds and Xenon and adventure, God I love it
I begin every pesterlog with an apology
sorry that’s the case, that’s just English policy
probably the case with everything in honesty
I use ten words when two would do honestly
at least I think so when I hear you speak
see I used to have a boyfriend and I got a little cocky, like
"ha-ha Jane Jake shippers, id like to see you stop me!"
and sure enough the ship had crumbled
now in every forum all the crack ships stumble
I’m rather glad really, it made me more humble
come and ask me what’s my name, dear boy, I wont mumble
I don’t want to be fantastic
just adequate and if I’m nice its probably sarcastic
full of vigor and adventure, that’s what I like to think
if you can’t take a joke, double pistols and a wink
a Page of Hope who’s just a dope then you must be me
like the words in a thicket
got some good friends behind me
like Roxy, Janey, Cal and Dirk
so if you’re down with the Jakes then make some noise
but if you’d rather not that’s fine
I’m ever so nice to the pets (GUNSHOT)
and I know not to strife too hard
I’m inventive, accepting, eccentric, and yes
I suppose I’m a bit bizarre
but if you delight in monsters taken down
just because of the way they live
or you can feel bleak joy in a missed birthday
as the rain pours down on your ships
or you can watch 10 hours of aliens
without ever breaking your stride
or repress your emotions and passions
and bury them deep inside
then ive kept a room in a cramped tree-house
with a TV that only shows girls colored blue
and I have the keys right here
ive been keeping them just for you
as Harleys, Englishes, and jakes
no manners, roast Nanas, Janey’s cakes
as a Jungle Kid “Chim chim cheeree!"
or some fisticuffs on robots that are twice as strong as me
so if you’re down with the Jakes then put your hands in the air
but if you’d rather not, that’s fine, actually, I mean, I don’t want to cause to much of a fuss
well at this point id just like to take a moment to apologize for all the things that I’ve done to my friends
Janey’s birthday, for example
and, erm, breaking up with dirk
but most of all, I’m so terribly, terribly sorry