#WHENINDC

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WHEN I MISS A STEP ON THE METRO ESCALATOR

And I try to play it off like...

But I know everyone behind me is trying not to...

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WHEN I SEE A SEGWAY TOUR

but when I see a Segway cop

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WHEN CAPITAL BIKESHARE ASKS ME FOR A $100 SECURITY DEPOSIT

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WHEN I NOTICED THERE WAS A SHAKE SHACK INSIDE NATIONALS PARK

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WHEN I BOUGHT TICKETS TO SWEETLIFE FESTIVAL

What I expected...

But when it turned out to be 95% high-school kids...

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WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE A GOV'T CONTRACTOR

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WHEN SOMEONE COMPLAINS THAT THERE'S NO METRO IN GEORGETOWN

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WHEN EVERYTHING STOPS FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL MOTORCADE

When I'm on foot...

But if I'm in the car...

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WHEN TRADER JOE'S OPENED IN FOGGY BOTTOM

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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY’VE BEEN ON THE LIST AT SMITH POINT FOR FIVE YEARS

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WHEN I REALIZED GOOD GUYS WAS A STRIP CLUB

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WHEN I GRAB JJ'S CHEESESTEAKS AT 3AM

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WHEN SOMEONE NAMEDROPS WHO THEY WORK FOR ON THE HILL

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WHEN I HOP ON A BUS AND MY SMARTRIP IS NEGATIVE

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WHEN I WANT TO BUY A BOTTLE OF WINE PAST 10PM

…but when I remember the mini-mart down the street has more “flexible” hours

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WHEN BRADEN HOLTBY STARES DOWN RICH PEVERLEY LIKE A BOSS

#sbnation

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WHEN THE METRO GIVES ME A SACAGAWEA DOLLAR AS CHANGE

but then I'm like...