Les Hommes Gachent Tout

[girlactionfigure]

Link

[anauthorandherservicedog]

I believe he also now has a library card.

[jamie-writes-things-deactivated]

I live for library bat

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[valtsv]

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

[rowzo-deactivated20200524]

hits different now

[delphinidin4]

[tenacitybreathes]

I always worry for people with vaginas that get whisked off without warning on magical journeys. It’s like, “Girl, grab some tampons. They don’t have those in Narnia.”

[shewhosoothes-deactivated201711]

19yo woman: my 34yo boyfriend-

me, immediately on the phone with the lesbian mafia: hello i’d like to order a hit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awed-frog]

[ultrafacts]

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Click HERE for more facts!

[chewbacca]

He could put “you” at the end of that, and say “I know you.” The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future. Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[kyloren]

In this film, I hope we achieved the expression of how difficult it is to fall in love, of how painful, and how terrifying and scary it is to let yourself fall in love. — Joe Wright during director’s commentary of Pride & Prejudice.

PRIDE & PREJUDICE 2005 | dir. Joe Wright

[ben-lyintous]

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

[engardetoreador]

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

[malkavian-rights-activist]

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

[engardetoreador]

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

[weatherall]

That bomb emerald ring in CRA is actually Michelle Yeoh’s.

[stars-inthe-sky]

#like obviously the greatest part about this is everything #but the idea that you could be like #“please bring me my jewels” and someone could BRING YOU YOUR JEWELS #from which you select a big honking emerald ring like #that is both classy as fuck and a baller move #amazing 

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]