Aleister/PirateKid

I vent and post abt my interests that I'm totally normal about

[whenloveand-deathembrace]

About me or sumn idk

I'm aleister I'm 19 I use any pronouns idrgaf

My life a movie frfr

I LOVE SMOKING WEED AND WATCHING HALF NAKED MEN DO STUPID SHIT!!!!

HUGE fan of jackass, viva la bam, CKY (movies and the band), HIM, Daniel lioneye, etc...

Lately hyper fixating on the Postal games

Also follow @pirate-kid-egl for gothic lolita and visual kei content ✨

Pls be my friend especially if ur also a jackass/viva la bam enjoyer and ESPECIALLY if you live in Georgia (United States) I need more friends.

[sedjammer]

I had to sorry…

I regret nothing.

[roanimations]

Postal fucking DUDE

[eyelesszombie]

Parade of disasters postal level x KMFDM crossover I did. I've always loved Aidan Hughes' art style, so it was only a matter of time until I cooked something like this up. Original album below the cut, check it out, it's very good B]

[whenloveand-deathembrace]

Been inactive for so long but I just downloaded the first postal game tonight and holy shit I think I'm gonna autism

[whenloveand-deathembrace]

On the second one now almost finished with my first playthrough and holy shit I feel like I've never rlly enjoyed a computer game this much (console/DS is debatable LMAO) very glad I got it on sale cuz that dollar has been the best monetary value I've gotten for the amount of fun I've had in a game as well.

[whenloveand-deathembrace]

Been inactive for so long but I just downloaded the first postal game tonight and holy shit I think I'm gonna autism

[d00msd4yy]

Jackass gives me so much gender envy it is unreal, why cant i be a hot dude in the 2000s doing stupid shit with my friends and openly enjoying it. My transition goal is the hit mtv seiries jackass created by johnny knoxxville, spike jonze, and jeff tremaine

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[anarchistmemedistro]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[depsidase]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[whenloveand-deathembrace]

Hi omg I've been forgetting to post but I finally found an IRL friend group and I got to go out on Valentine's Day to emo nite!!! Here's some of my favorite pics and I also turned 19 at the event lol (my birthday was on the 15th) happy late birthday to me!!!

[whenloveand-deathembrace]

Istg nobody likes original posts on this app

[whenloveand-deathembrace]

Not to flex or anything but last time I went to the flea market I got the ps2 version of jackass the game (and I already have the DS one) and I got the DS America's Next Top Model game and I also got the sims bustin' out so who wants to rob me

Also the camera necklace is a lighter from 2001

[tekunoraizu]

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

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