for your eyes only

just a bi girl who loves 1d even when they pain me

[wow-david]

My parrot has a vague understanding of the word “no.” He knows to stop doing what he’s doing when he hears it, and he knows how to say it.

He knows it’s a word that is used when he’s doing something he shouldn’t be doing. However, being told “no” doesn’t make him stop doing it in future.

If he’s ever out of my sight or if I’m not paying attention, I know exactly when he’s doing something bad.

Because he says “no” to himself as he does it.

[tnerdbean]

So I bought a couple of things from Stuart Semple’s art supply shop, (Stuart Semple, as you may remember from another Tumblr post, is the artist in a fued with Anish Kapoor because Anish won’t let anyone else use a super black paint called Vanta Black and is generally ultra elitist about art and who has access to both it and supplies to make it), anyways, my purchase came with a free coloring book.

This is the first page.

And more.

I’m obsessed.

[blueinkblot]

I repeat, I fucking LOVE

[drivememadd]

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

Local bitch finally got a degree and can now proceed to daydream in peace

[barriofino-deactivated20151110]

If you ever see me not reblogging harry styles don’t worry i’m still thinking about him

[fakehistory]

Australian spy trying to infiltrate the enemy in the Great Emu War (1932)

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[blackqueerblog]

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

[pinkseedgrows]

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

[journeymanfool]

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

[cake-warrior]

i feel it man. hang in there

[affectionate-suggestions]

I can’t wait to marry you, share my future with you, spend the rest of my life with you.

[lunesuggestions]

concept: it’s a cold winter night and we’ve just come back home from going ice skating. we warm up with a nice hot shower and get into our cozy pajamas. i make hot chocalate while you pick which movie you want to watch on netflix. we cuddle together under a soft blanket and watch our movie. it is warm and calm.

[ratt-pois0n]

i want to fall asleep with you every night, and wake up next to you every morning.

[firstlovesuggestions]

I wish I could be there to hug you after you’ve had a long, stressful day. I want to feel the tension dissolve from your shoulders and hear your breath become gentle. I want you to feel that everything will be okay, and I want to fill you with the energy you need to face tomorrow. I believe in you.

[fallen-in-love-suggestion]

I didn’t fall in love with you, I’m still falling, and I have a feeling I’ll never stop

[firstlovesuggestions]

I wish I could take one of those naps where it’s a rainy day in the middle of autumn and the windows are open ever so slightly, where I wake up wrapped in a fleece blanket next to you with your arm around me as you scroll through your phone. The kind of nap where everything, even just for a moment, is okay.

[teenagecrush]

[etteraths]

[cuteshitandgiggles]

[onlyblackgirl]

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.