i'll wear a sweeter smile.

an online gallimaufry.

[ii-zi]

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

[jurinki]

yes your honor?

[ii-zi]

attack

[fairy-goth-mommy]

[cannibalchicken]

[robntunney]

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial (S04E11)

[bluecastlemistawis]

Love this strip

[grumpybear2001]

[godsfiercest]

Viewers like you!

[chilewithcarnage]

they're everything to me

[whiniest]

thank you

[malachte]

happy pride to this dude

[animations-daily]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) • dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[mistyhollowcottage]

so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

[bob-belcher]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015) Season 4 | Episode 11 "The Comeback Kid"

[stuckinapril]

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

[kragehund-est]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[kragehund-est]

by talos this cant be happening

[lepidopteragirl]

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

[vvolken]

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

[androfembot]

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

[androfembot]

help

[alder-knight]

[elysiumcalled]

we could…idk….hold hands through the shark tunnel at the aquarium 🥺