fuck off (unspecific, non-directional)

This is my livejournal replacement Lemonadetrees everywhere but here (first and foremost this is a Pip Dream stan account)

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[thehorseofadifferentcolour]

i just finished listening to the entirety of Sitcom D&D and am excited to start it again from the beginning

[luvnotpercival]

Tagged by: no one but I saw this post by @podcake (who runs an awesome podcast blog) and couldn't resist to throw my two cents into the ring!

Rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows! they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, and have your followers choose their favorite then tag 10 people.

Tagging: my audio drama mutuals (If you see this and are interested of course!)

Which is your favourite out of my favourite podcasts?

Project Daydream

Archive 81

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality

Heinous Investigations

Parthenos: Girls Like Us

Wooden Overcoats

The Lost Cat Podcast

Camlann

MERCY: A Queer Eldritch Western

The Left-Right Game

Remaining time: 15 hours 24 minutes

[mothmans-queer-cousin]

oooo this is so fun! Can I give it a go.

Pick a pod!

Neighbourly

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

Death by Dying

Wolf 359

Midnight Burger

Welcome to Night Vale

Red Valley

Ethics Town

The Penumbra Podcast - Juno Steel

Nowhere, On Air

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[itskirstinnotkristen]

Choose a pod!

Midnight Burger

The Harbingers

Wolf 359

Old Gods of Appalachia

Red Valley

Modes of Thought on Anterran Literature

King Falls AM

I am in Eskew

Josie's Lonely Hearts Club

The Magnus Archives

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[wiimotion]

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[thehorseofadifferentcolour]

i ship tom and pip so hard i have such intense feelings about them looking at each other and its like. They’re already MARRIED. they’ve been together for over TEN YEARS. I feel like a creature gnawing on the carpet i feel deranged

[thehorseofadifferentcolour]

tom and pip being so queer together makes me want to climb the walls and hang upside down and scream

[thehorseofadifferentcolour]

I am going to LOSE IT

[redstonedust]

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

super love sunshine friendship beam violates the Geneva Convention

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[thehorseofadifferentcolour]

Tall people are truely living in a completely different world

[uququ]

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

[thehorseofadifferentcolour]

i really need a non-gendered way to talk about Tom’s housewife vibes. Because it’s beautiful.

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively