Dwight Hale.

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OKAY FINE I’LL STOP.  :|

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cackles.  bro noogies.  / jaws theme

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dwight “the grumpiest” hale.

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five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

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#dwight is seriously craving some double bacon cheddar angus burgers

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Derek might just make Dwight's favorite cookies, three batches, which he then puts hin a locked case just to be obnoxious.

dwight ignores the cookies and won’t try to go after them.  he knows better.  derek can be the rudest brother on the planet.  sometimes?  no.  all the time.

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mistersourwolftoyou replied to your post:my brother sucks donkey balls.  >:|

rude

i know.  don’t be rude to your brother, dwight.  s’not nice.  :|

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Tyler Hoechlin in ¿What does everybody want? Fandango | Entretenimiento

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Tyler Hoechlin in “Everybody Wants Some” Interview 

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my brother sucks donkey balls.  >:|

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YOU GIVE ME BACK THOSE COOKIES OR SO HELP ME THAT’S THE LAST YOU’LL BE SEEING OF MINE, COSMO STILINSKI.

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NSFW Sentence Starters

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“Lie back and let me take care of you.” “Foreplay isn’t optional. It’s required.” “Does that feel good? You want more?” “You can take it, just a little more… There we go, there’s my good boy/girl/person.” “I always wanted a pet. Now I have you.” “Ah-ah, pets don’t speak, or walk upright. Quiet, and crawl to me.” “Hurry up and fuck me!” “Someone’s going to catch us, get your hand off my crotch!” “You want me to bite you?! Why?!” “Hang on, hang on, we’re gonna fall off the bed–” “Please, please, let me come… “ “Remember, the safeword is _____. You’re allowed to use it.” “On your knees. Open your mouth.” “Did I give you permission to touch me?” “I didn’t know you were a top/bottom/powerbottom/service top.” “Please let me fuck you, I’ll do anything/I’ll be good, please.” “You didn’t tell me you were THAT big! Holy shit!”

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the wolf among us || starters

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offabletown:

❝ Is that a threat ? ❞  ❝ These lips are sealed . ❞ ❝ It is better to be feared than loved .❞  ❝ I’ve seen the way you look at ___ , okay ? You’re not foolin’ me .❞ ❝ You’re not as bad as everyone says you are . ❞ ❝ Anyone ever tell you you got a big fuckin’ mouth ? ❞ ❝ Whatever . I’m too out of it to get into it . ❞ ❝ We all have our parts to play . ❞ ❝ You can’t change the past . ❞ ❝ ____ , I’m gonna break your fucking face . ❞ ❝ I’ve heard stories about you . ❞ ❝ In some tiny little bottled up way , deep inside … you kind of enjoy it when things go wrong . ( Because it gives you an excuse to just … stop pretending ) . ❞ ❝ Life is easier with friends . ❞ ❝ Well I’d appreciate it if you’d fuck off . ❞ ❝ But no , hate’s the wrong word . They fear you more than anything . ❞ ❝ I know you like this whole ’ lone wolf ’ thing you got going for yourself . ❞ ❝ I wish I could have seen it. ❞ ❝ I’ll see you around . ❞ ❝ You almost looked peaceful . Except you’re lying in a dirty alley . ❞ ❝ Just … try not to be like ( yourself ) … ❞ ❝ Pardon the intrusion . I wasn’t aware this was a munchkin’s house .❞ ❝ I didn’t realize you were the bitch of the bitch . ❞ ❝ Hey , what are your plans now ? ❞ ❝ I’m not yours to lose ! ❞ ❝ Blah blah … blah blah blah . ❞ ❝ Are you saying you need a friend right now ? You can trust me . ❞ ❝ People are scared of you . I mean , look at your hands . ❞ ❝ You looked like when you take an action figure and bend it’s limbs the wrong way . ❞ ❝ But at the end of the day I’m still the bad guy . ❞ ❝ Everything used to be so simple … we had a beginning , a middle , & an end . ❞ ❝ When we suffer , we do it in silence . ❞ ❝ You should worry about your own fucking situation . ❞ ❝ I’ve made mistakes . ❞ ❝ You do what you want … you always do what you want . ❞ ❝ I’m glad you’re not dead . ❞ ❝ We need to do things the right way ! ❞ ❝ You’ll pray to any god who’ll listen that your mother never shit you into this fucking world .❞ ❝ Wait a minute … someone’s watching . ❞ ❝ I know it’s dangerous , but I’m not helpless . I can take care of myself . ❞ ❝ Not now , not now , shhhh , the grown ups are talking. . ❞ ❝ Out of my way ! I’ll show you how it’s done ! ❞ ❝ Do you want the Big Bad Wolf to take you away ? ❞ ❝ That was about 8 on the asshole scale … ❞ ❝ Cut the bullshit & quit wasting my time . ❞ ❝ This was really the wrong day to try & pull this shit ! ❞ ❝ You’re a monster ! A fucking monster ! ❞ ❝ You understand wanting to protect what you care about , don’t you ? You’d do anything . ❞