:)

I just want some noodles bro

[pumpkinspicedslut-deactivated20]

This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche

But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well

And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.

Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.

[the--preacher]

I love this cautionary tale.

[happily-morgan]

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[melonmemes]

[nitrons]

[sweve]

[gimmekurtisconner]

I went to a thrift store and found something incredible

[compulsive]

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[poisonedsequin]

Kim Shui fall 2020 rtw

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[poisonedsequin]

badgley mischka fall 2020 rtw

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[ilaaer]

[auntbutch]

original image, illustrated by frank uppwall, for dorine b. clark’s gutter star (1954)

[astarotha]

[kitty]

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