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@wheremyheadgoes
Eu já diria que é 85% mas okay, talvez eu seja um pouco exagerada.
Eu, hein. Se você chegar a cozinhar algo para nós, eu vou ficar bem longe da cozinha.
Talvez seja meio exagerada mesmo.
Eu não explodo sempre tudo... Só as vezes...
“Bro, I’m like the best, mkay? You can chill, I ain’t doing shit with your guitar, promise.”
“You better. My guitar is part of me...“
“What is the ‘bro’“ thing?
Ah, mas isso não acontece só com pessoas que explodem cozinhas, confie em mim. Eu sempre achei que cozinhar da muito trabalho justamente porque parece que nós passamos mais tempo lavando a louça e limpando a cozinha do que fazendo a comida.
Porque? Já explodiu alguma coisa com isso também?
Não parece, é assim mesmo, limpar a cozinha é mais ou menos 70% do que fazemos quando cozinhamos.
Muitas coisas...
“Cool, dude. I don’t have the electric one. Sure thing I’m gonna play yours. ”
“First we go out and grab some beers because I’m thirsty as fuck. I also want to check if you’re less boring with some alcohol in your system.”
“Need to see how you play before.“
“Be sure I am.“
A cozinha inteira.
E teria sido a casa inteira se eu não tivesse interferido. Desde que isso aconteceu ninguém na minha família deixa ela sozinha com as panelas.
Acho que passei mais tempo limpando do que realmente cozinhando...
Eu nao deixaria ela sozinha com o micro-ondas também
“Do you have a guitar?”
“You’re kinda boring, I gotta teach you how to have fun, girl.”
“Two actually, a guitar and an eletric guitar.”
“And how do we have fun?“
Não, minha irmã já fez pior. Pelo menos no teu caso a única coisa que explodiu foi o bolo.
Ele foi parar na cozinha inteira... O que mais explodiu com a sua irmã?
“I thought you knew what fun means but now I’m not so sure. I destroy things, pretty much that. Oh, and sometimes I play guitar.”
“What about you Punk Barbie?”
“Well, now we’re almost talking the same language. Guitar yes.“
“I read or go to the club“
Descobri que não sou uma boa cozinheira explodindo um bolo... Só acontece comigo ou...?
“We are like the big assholes at school, we were bound to fuck stuff together, dude. Also, rude don’t call me boring when you’re the one suggesting to talk about books!”
“That’s true. Books are fun. Sometimes. If you don’t read or watch the TV, what do you you do?“
“I don’t want to do something fun. I hate books, I’m too restless to sit in front of TV for two hours so I don’t know shit about movies. I only know useful and boring facts. We’ll have to stay quiet, how sad.”
“Man, you are boring. How did we ended up doing shit together?“
“I don’t want to talk about it, okay? That’s all.”
“Can’t we discuss about, I don’t know, fucking weather?”
“Yeah yeah, got it.“
“No, cause there’s nothing fun, or even distracting in talking about the weather. At least say something about a book, or movie... Or even an useless but interresting fact you know.“
“We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do.”
“Is it supposed to make me feel better? Because if this is what you’re trying to do, just stop. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.”
“Actually yes... Cause I’m not really happy with what I did, but if you want me to shut up, fine. Deal with it all by yourself, I won’t care“
Teen Wolf Sentence Meme
“All right, did you forget the part about the family-murdering axe-murderer?”
“Come on, no one died, alright? Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! That’s what I call an important distinction.”
“Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.”
“Do you have any idea how bad you look? You’re like one giant open wound.”
“Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill ‘em?”
“Everyone should have a dream! Even a pathetically unrealistic one.”
“I can’t believe I got my ass thrown in a vault for three months for you.”
“I don’t want to kill your optimism or anything, but both of us have been trying to do the same thing for hours.”
“I heard there was a party. Don’t worry, I invited myself.”
“I honestly thought I would never have to burden you like this, but you’re my only hope. I’m going to be taken. I need you to find me.”
“I just killed your family. Do you want to die like them? Begging for your life? Or, do you want to fight? I’ll give you some help. Wrap a towel around your fist. Smash the mirror. Use one of the shards to defend yourself. Go ahead, I’m waiting.”
“I love you. So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me, and pretend like we’re not actually talking about you, it’s totally fine.”
“I was gonna wait for dramatic flare, but when you look this good, why wait?”
“I’m always terrified. I-I act like I know what I’m doing, but I don’t.”
“I’m not angry. You know I’m gonna have to find a way to punish you though.”
“I’m not asking you to save just my life. I’m asking you to save everyone they’ll ever hurt again.”
“I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?”
“If you already have all the information, what do you want from me?”
“If you lied and it gets people hurt, I’ll be back to take away more than your pain.”
“In preparation of some big changes, I’ve decided to drop some of the dead weight in my life, and you’re just about the deadest.”
“It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s perfect. I’m in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person I’ll always love. I love you.”
“My grandmother can move faster than that, and she’s dead. Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?”
“Oh no, I’m not doing that again. You find the dead body from now on.”
“The full moon is coming, and with the way things are going, I have a feeling it’s gonna be a rough one.”
“The only one who’s shown any interest in me is a rabid coyote.”
“The problem is the people I need to talk to right now don’t talk to people like you.”
“This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels?”
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”
“Try putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. It’s chemistry, not a coloring book.”
“We don’t go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we?”
“We protect those who cannot protect themselves.”
“We’re just a bunch of teenagers. We can’t handle this.”
“What am I supposed to do with the hordes gathering outside the door?”
“Why’s it starting to feel like you’re Batman and I’m Robin? I don’t wanna be Robin all the time!”
“Yeah, well, you being happy isn’t really a big priority of mine, since you stabbed me twenty times with knives.”
“You seriously need to find something better than a baseball bat.”
“You’re just a bunch of stupid teenagers running around, thinking you can stop people from getting killed. But, all you do is show up late.”
Angsty Sentence Starters
Are you just going to disappear on me again?
Are you saying that this is my fault?
Don’t pretend like you ever cared.
Everything was a lie, I was just using you.
Forget you ever met me.
How could you leave me here?
How long have you known about the affair?
I always knew I’d end up hating you.
I don’t think I can trust you anymore, or ever again.
I hope you never forgive me for what I did to you.
I needed you and you weren’t there.
I never want to hear your name again.
I remember when you made me happy, I don’t know what I was thinking.
I should have never trusted you.
I thought you said you’d never hurt me.
If this is goodbye, make sure I never see you again.
It was fun while it lasted, but I can’t do this anymore.
Just the thought of being around you makes me feel sick.
People have died because of you!
Please tell me what I did wrong, what I can do to fix this.
There’s no such thing as love, at least not between us.
Was everything a lie?
We used to have something great and now I can’t get far enough away from you.
We’ll never be able to go back to how we were.
What about all those nights, do they mean nothing to you?
What we had meant nothing to me.
You can’t just walk away like nothing happened!
You never want to see me again?
You used to give me hope and now you give me nothing.
You’re so caught up with impressing everyone that doesn’t matter.
“I’m afraid i have some bad news. As much as i have enjoyed our little time together, It has to come to an end.”
"Why? Just... All of a sudden? Just like that?"
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"I'm trying to read. What is so important?' The girl asked a little mad
