hiii! love your work!! i was wondering how wesker would act being invited (forced) to attend a carne asada party with his s/o? idk, imagining wesker with a hispanic reader makes me laugh. like let’s be honest, this man has NO culture and i can’t help but giggle imagining him in so many situations that would be hard for him to find some alone time. bros probably dying on the inside for constantly being pestered and introduced to the reader’s 20th cousin or family member and having to endure their quite touchy introductions. (it’s common practice in the hispanic community to hug and kiss each others cheeks when greeting.) And i just KNOW this man would be forced to engaged in all activities. Wesker being forced to hit a piñata? Wesker pulled by one of the readers aunts to dance to cumbia? Not to mention the amount of questions probably thrown at him in broken english about his relationship with reader/where he’s from/ what he does/does he want a second plate of food/ etc. man, i can go on and on lol^^
i am not familiar with hispanic culture at all so sorry if this is really generic!
i think wesker would outright say no when you invite him. he doesn't want to spend a day somewhere loud and unfamiliar, he doesn't want to meet a million people - he just isn't a family man in that manner. it takes a lot of pleading to make him finally say yes but he's not happy about it.
of course he's polite and cordial the first hour or so. he thinks for some reason that you just need to make your rounds and he can finally go home, but nope!!! when he realizes he's in for a long day i can guarantee he hides in the bathroom or the car to have a mini temper tantrum ( his version of a tantrum is closing his eyes and squeezing his fists in his lap while he slowly counts his breathing because he's a FREAK)
i bet he gets spiteful too. once he calms down he will start to lay on his autistic 'people charm' and make everyone love him. he knows just what to say and do to adapt to everyone around him, even if most of the attention on him makes him nervous and uncomfortable.
he just wants you to see he's Being Good and maybe make it a point that he needs to leave Right Now. of course you're probably too busy to pay him a lot of attention so he starts getting dragged around by the family he's charmed quite well at this point and he's miserable.
when he finally gets home he's hiding in his office and not coming out for at least a day so he can recharge and pretend the great wesker did NOT get mad at a child for hitting the piñata better than him. he was shown up by a child and he's going to be mad about it for the rest of his life
since wesker was in the military, that means he had to go through basic training to some degree which means that he did, at some point, have a whole ass buzz cut
listen i love wesker and i want him in my holes just as much as the next guy but WHY does he sound like that in re5??? he sounds like he's doing a bit. like a straight snl bit. "sooarr... you've made aht this fahrrr..." please shut up and come fuck me right now you fool. fucking clown
also pls someone explain to me why he's shirtless in the volcano. he had to have purposefully stripped right. like he paused and went "i really need to take my shirt off" what a whore
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