Katheine Dependent Lifeform

I can spell caffeine.

[melonmemes]

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

[v3nice]

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

[sand-paper-dreams-blog]

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

[thebootydiaries]

*house phone rings*

Me: no

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[amisdala-archive-deactivated202]

i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked

[amisdala-archive-deactivated202]

just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying

[thatgirlwiththesweaters]

Let J.K. Rowling be the judge of that.

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[adulthoodisokay]

[source]

[khealywu]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

[startledserpent]

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[joe-bee-richter-deactivated2020]

I am so upset that the moreos guy deactivated

[exploregif-blog]

[clintbartons]

Parks and Recreation — 4.07 The Treaty

[somecutething]

Doofus level 100

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via matsuda98)

[jhameia]

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

[hula-chili-soup-deactivated2016]

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[homoidioticus]

Love the banan, be the banan

[palpamemes]

If you haven’t seen the .gif

[sonoanthony]

How you miss the most important part