Maka nearly laughed at her stance, it matched her personality so well. “…” Could the Ringmaster be some kind of God? Sure, it was highly possible, ridiculously so, but Maka didn’t want to believe that (after all, powerless and alone, a god was the last thing she wanted to face.) Maybe she just didn’t want to, so she searched for another possibility. What if someone was doing this for the Ringmaster? What if he could time travel and had brought them here for an experiment? What if he was a genius and had gotten bored, just constructed a land to amuse himself? Of course, all these were theories, so she didn’t bother saying them out loud. She wouldn’t unless she trusted the girl.
“How can you be annoyed with people who don’t annoy you? That makes no sense.” She decided to call the girl on it, she was sure she already annoyed White Heart anyway, making her answer a stupid question wouldn’t really add that much to it. “You should find someone to complain with…” You’d probably think they complained too much and would find ‘em annoying, she finished in her head. No sense pushing her too far.
Maka would not have minded a lolicon goddess, but maybe she was imagining her as too adorable. Yeah, she’d left out the ‘loud mouth’ part in her head.
“You know more about your peeps that anyone should? Is that because of your databanks? Or just because you’re a god?” ‘Just’, she snorted. She never thought she’d talk to a god… Or, any god other than Shinigami-sama.
So the girl was fictional… Maka had a sinking feeling. “Maka. Maka Albarn.” And she was not surprised that the girl hadn’t bothered to remember her name. She seemed the type to do that. Man, her ‘peeps’ must suffer.
“Yeah, but then they repeat that same new exciting villain character to death.” She read countless knock offs, some written well, with a small twist that made it just good enough, some so poorly written (and badly copied - how was it possible to badly copy something?!) that she had to throw her book down and pick up one of her favourite books, just to wash it from her mind.
Still, she raised a good point. Maybe the Ringmaster didn’t want the same as every other villain. But, what did he want then?
Maka flushed. “Oh. Sorry, I just assumed… There are some crazy planet names so I just…” She looked down. Then a smile crept onto her face. “I’m kind of disappointed now!” She did love finding out about new places; she just had a thirst for knowledge.
She was shocked for a second. “Huh. I guess it’s in the Ringmaster’s best interests to keep us well…” She frowned. “I wonder what happens when he gets bored.” She hadn’t wanted to think of that. It could mean he’d just release them.
She shook her head. “Well, unless you can figure out how to get out of this… Hell hole, you’re human for the foreseeable future.”
White Heart laughed loudly as if she'd just listened to some great joke. "I can get annoyed at people because it feels right to! But I was also half-taking-the-piss. I don't get annoyed by everyone.. just.... most." and then she grimaced, she actually looked pretty pissed off, even by her standards.
"Unfortunately, I happen to be the centre of annoying fucking complaints. No one's gonna complain with the one everyone's complaining about." Pleasing everyone truly was really fucking impossible. She just had to keep trying.. forever and ever.
"A bit of both, actually. I know everything that happened and will happen in all the universes I created, soo that kinda helps... and even so, every now and then the mold gets broken and someone writes somethin' fuckin' insane." speaking of fucking insane, insanity was something rarely portrayed in fiction, and when it was done it was generally done preetty badly. The ones who wrote them well on the other hand were generally pretty acclaimed.. not that White Heart herself had written those very often.
"Tch what-the-fuck-ever, if such a Universe does exist, and now that you've mentioned it there's a decent chance you thought it into existence, way to go, it's not under my jurisdiction anyway. I've never heard of it. Oh, and if the fucker gets bored he'd probably pull some serious shit to throw everyone off and cause some butthurt all over the place. He seems decently smart. Maybe he played Brain Training...
Actually that mask he wears looks sorta like Dr. Kawashima's mug." not really, but yeah. She really wasn't looking forward to being stuck as a human for so long.. it was just something she'd have to put up with. "Fuck."