Hello! I'm Whill!

Welcome! I'm an artist, aspiring author, singer, and music composer.

[whillofthewhisps]

Grab love by the girlballs and listen to it scream it's beautiful tones

[teaboot]

Imagining a world where reincarnation is real and everybody suddenly remembers their past lives BUT it turns out all of humanity is just a single soul reincarnating over and over again irrespective of time and space so nobody can talk shit

[teaboot]

to be clear I want everything else in this universe to be EXACTLY the same except we get internet callouts that go "UM is nobody gonna talk about how DB Cooper died an immediately came back as a flight attendant lol" and someone shoots back like "I was the second husband you meet in 5 years and I'm gonna start dropping shit if you don't mind your own business" followed by "lol prev mad she hasn't been DB Cooper yet"

[teaboot]

Loving the idea of fullon network societies growing of people trying to figure out what order they came in and who the "oldest" consciousness is in each generation and who has the LONGEST line of life-memories and some people lying about it for clout cause NOTHING is provable and nobody can actually fact-chevk you unless a whole BUNCH of people have been them already and meanwhile there's a hash tag #weird little girl playing Warrior Cats on the playground who is like 2 incarnations away from escaping samsara

[teaboot]

Youtube personalities putting out videos like "my top ten past lives rated" and full internet forums debating who had the BEST life, tied between a retired trans archeologist mother of three who passes away peacefully in her sleep at 105 in 3062 and Snetyi, a young half-neanderthal boy whose community migrated to a warm and prosperous valley where they constructed a small village in a series of caves and began producing new forms of shell bead jewelry

[teaboot]

I'll be real guys, I'm kinda excited for my turn being Snetyi

[whillofthewhisps]

Totally different tangent, but this means that we all invented or will invent communism

Everybody gets it at some point

[charlesoberonn]

That's not how demographics work.

[steakplissken]

It could be if we’re all brave enough

[wizlor4]

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

[theradicalace]

as always, xkcd has a comic for this

[the-real-gmail]

WE ARE WINNING

[whillofthewhisps]

Always be grinding! xD

[sandmandaddy69]

[whillofthewhisps]

nooo take him out of time out, mr hammer did nothing wrong :(

[creativepromptsforwriting]

How to show emotions

Part V

How to show grief

a vacant look

slack facial expressions

shaky hands

trembling lips

swallowing

struggling to breathe

tears rolling down their cheeks

How to show fondness

smiling with their mouth and their eyes

softening their features

cannot keep their eyes off of the object of their fondness

sometimes pouting the lips a bit

reaching out, wanting to touch them

How to show envy

narrowing their eyes

rolling their eyes

raising their eyebrows

grinding their teeth

tightening jaw

chin poking out

pouting their lips

forced smiling

crossing arms

shifting their gaze

clenching their fists

tensing their muscles

then becoming restless/fidgeting

swallowing hard

stiffening

holding their breath

blinking rapidly

exhaling sharply

How to show regret

scrubbing a hand over the face

sighing heavily

downturned mouth

slightly bending over

shoulders hanging low

hands falling to the sides

a pained expression

heavy eyes

staring down at their feet

Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV

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[pickypicnic]

[whillofthewhisps]

woa

pusy lazer

[pukicho]

Fellas it’s that time of day again

[mossy-chaos]

For what

[pukicho]

Every morning, a beam of pure light fires into my toilet seat. I believe this has some religious implications. I feel closer to God when this happens.

[whillofthewhisps]

holy shit

[dimonds456]

Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.

[dimonds456]

Every time I visit my parents anymore, they always take time to comment on my appearance and how much it's changed, for better or worse. I could easily turn this into a fat-positivity post, or nonbinary-positivity, glasses, hair, ect. But the one thing I don't think I've ever seen any positive talk about are yellow teeth.

My teeth are stained yellow. I doubt they will ever be white, and to be honest? I don't care.

I don't have cavities. I brush. I pick between them at least once or twice a day to keep them clean. And yet they remain yellow.

I cannot tell you the sheer amount of damage this can cause a person, especially if they keep constantly getting told to brush their teeth every time they visit family. Like... I do. There's nothing I can do about this. And I don't really want to.

The only reason I feel any compulsion to whiten them is out of embarrassment when other people look at me weird for smiling at them. And how fucked up is that. I have taught myself subconsciously to suppress any joy or happiness I get when I'm around other people for fear that they'll see my teeth.

If you see how I draw myself, it's always with white teeth, even though that's not true. The only time I've ever seen yellow teeth in cartoons, it's always for the slobby character that doesn't take care of themself.

I didn't even realize how much it was damaging me until today, when I caught myself forcing back a smile at work.

Obviously, remember to brush your teeth and keep them healthy. This is not a post about letting yourself fall into disrepair. But if someone has less-than-white teeth, then... okay? And?

I think we should just stop judging people for their appearances in general. People come as they are. That's all they need to do. Who cares what fucking color their goddamn teeth are.

[dimonds456]

Addendum to this post because the people in the notes are absolutely correct:

Make peace with crooked teeth.

Make peace with sideways teeth.

Make peace with missing teeth.

Make peace with deformed teeth.

Make peace with teeth that DO have cavities in them.

Make peace with rotting teeth.

Make peace with damaged teeth.

I think a big part of why this has gone un-talked about for so long is just because having yellow teeth is associated with damaged teeth in some way, and thus indicative of a person's day-to-day life. But, just like with everything else, this is NOT TRUE.

Missing teeth does not automatically mean that person gets into a lot of fights or was bullied. It could just mean that that tooth got removed.

Not everyone can afford braces, and for some people, they can be more harmful than helpful.

Some people's teeth are hard to maintain, and they get cavities VERY easily. This doesn't mean they don't try their best to take care of themselves.

Everything has nuance. Let's stop boxing everything in "good" and "bad" categories based on what beauty companies want us to be, yeah?

[whillofthewhisps]

Btw, from what I've learned (so not an expert whatsoever, sharing personal knowledge from possibly disreputable sources, so take it with a quark), your teeth are actually supposed to be slightly yellow. That's your enamel that's protecting your teeth. Now, obviously, you can see buildup of plaque etc, but that is different from enamel yellow. Those who have perfectly white teeth 1) have been using whitening toothpaste that damages your enamel, or 2) have been scrubbing away endlessly at their teeth with normal toothpaste to where they've literally scrubbed off their enamel.

I think that's why they put fluoride on your teeth when you go to the dentist as a kid,, to promote healthy enamel growth.

Again, NOT an expert, just some personal knowledge and speculations.

[calvinandhobbes]

[elodieunderglass]

“Unfortunate! Anyway,”

[lunnefisk]

gerard dubois' moby dick sells me on the cosmic horror whale

[whillofthewhisps]

Image if there were space whales this size

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re an immortal who’s lived through thousands of years of human history. Each time you die, you reincarnate with all your past memories. Today, for the first time ever, you meet someone who recognizes you from a previous life.

[whillofthewhisps]

Turns out that person was the 20yr old gravedigger who buried you.

[sandmandaddy69]

[girlballs-archive]

girl is a creature that can

tired

bone hurt

sweat too much

autism

[girlballs-archive]

bone sweat is also a girl ability but only if they have sweatpants equipped

[whillofthewhisps]

My bones always sweat and I wear shorts 90% of the time, is my gameplay glitching?

[hilariouslarry]

[whillofthewhisps]

hi bob!!!!

[whillofthewhisps]

what the actual hell

[whillofthewhisps]

w h a t

[whillofthewhisps]

HELL YEAH

[whillofthewhisps]

what the actual hell

[whillofthewhisps]

w h a t

[whillofthewhisps]

what the actual hell

[whillofthewhisps]

fuck christianity, if you need me i'll be working with the God of Transitions here