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[jokerblogs]

I feel

Violated

[the-hopeless-fanboy-deactivated]

[notalkingplz]

[my-name-is-vako]

hanahaki!au

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

[valtsv]

them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?

them: have i what now

[trustymikh]

An idea I had for a little while where Gotham's villains have their own version of Vogue

[mysharona1987]

[catchymemes]

[ynngaa]

boys and their make up

[schemingminor]

Riddler

[iamnotjoking]

“Hello darling.”

[comicverse]

[justiceleaque]

everyone in gotham always wants to know who batman is but they never want to know how he is :/

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

He’s a grown man dressed as a bat. They know.

[thescarypaper]

It's a rainy, grey day outside, so what could be a better cure than this explosive color bomb <3

Inspired by White Knight by Sean Murphy (gotta love that crop top)

Extra: sketch!

[aenhanse]

jerome valeska in 4x16: one of my three soups

When I say “three hairs past a freckle”, gentlemen, I do not mean “five hairs past”.

[twofistedpulp]

Bruce Wayne / Batman by Betty Jiang.

[ofgelsandplaid]

i’m so sick of all these edgy live-action Jokers.

where’s my damn oversized-whoopie-cushion-wielding Joker?

[ofgelsandplaid]

don’t get me wrong, i like the ‘darker’ more psychotic Jokers but i think a lotta people are forgetting that he is a clown.

clowns are funny, and most of these Jokers have a few giggles here and do something batty there but for the most part they just shoot people and recite monologues.

[ofgelsandplaid]

and sure i’m not saying the Joker can’t do this, i just want a bit of variety you know? give me a Joker who goes to shoot someone but instead it’s a water pistol.

[fractualized]

This is the opposite of “Batman doesn’t do ‘ships.”