Random

Hola, señoritas or señors! I mostly blog random stuff I like. This is more of my blog that I just reblog just a bunch of stuff. I hope to entertain you. Love ya! :3 <3

[meanplastic]

[daydreamerofyesterday]

listen bindi not all of us can look into the multiple eyes of death and cuddle it but u do u honey

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[fassyy-blog]

[sharkpilot]

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

[sharkpilot]

oMGGGG

[jakebumlick]

pizza cares

[usy-is-my-love-child]

Pizza understands

[stilljustkim]

pizza spelt its own name wrong

[sinnohqueen]

[braunerbear]

is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?

[neeteryincorporated]

they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation

[sinnohqueen]

HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD

[poppliopup]

“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

[vento-argento]

[marauders4evr]

The funny part is, I can actually recognize the exact logic behind most of the things that Trump and Spicer are saying (not that I agree with any of it, I can just visualize the chain of thought as it makes sense to them) but you know I’m also a kindergarten teacher who has spent the past five years training to pick apart what five-year-olds say in order to decipher what they actually mean so…

[loblawdogblog]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[mfvictoria]

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

[simonamstellshair]

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

[cornchipz-revival]

oh my god you can

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[smarter]

me as a dad

[thebootydiaries]

[thetrippytrip]

The 1950s were not perfect and they were especially bad for women and minorities,the LGBTQ community, anyone with mental health issues, victims of domestic violence, child abuse, sex abuse, sexual harassment. It was harder to get a formal education. Schools were segregated. Smoking was rampant. People died from all cancers. I wouldn’t want to go back.

I will be part of the landscape. I will have raised my children and they their own to believe in equality, love without borders, and diversity as more than words. They will be respectful, responsible, and resilient. They will work together for a better world. Someday our society will look beyond race, gender, religion, and other things which divide us. We will finally just become humans nothing more and nothing less.

[iammyfather]

This last paragraph should become everyone’s oath to themselves and all others.

[ghouloriented]

This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………

[wetigers]

Why are straight people like this

[officialjared19]

So…. which is which……

[cubeg1rl]

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

my autistic ass: heads on into the Quiet Door praying for peace

[bewitchingherz]

Guys this is really obvious?? Blablablabla is for those who enjoy a chat in the bathroom. You know, those that will yell in the stall “DOES ANYONE HAVE PAPER??”, talk in the line to the bathroom about the line in the bathroom, explain to you there isnt soap and the only sinks that work are 1 and 3, that when urinating will just casually talk about the weather. Bla is for those who just rather shake themselves if there isnt toilet paper, who rather discover for themselves where there isn’t soap and complain in their heads that the line is taking too fucking damn long. tl;dr it is separeted by socially outgoing and socially shy!

[forbiddenseason]

The only two genders: introverts and extroverts