[parasitoidism]

These two tweets cancel each other out

[gibberishquestion]

[rslashrats]

the joker gave birth to a healthy litter of jokelets last night.

[cityrun]

i can feel every cell in my body

[evilvillain123456789]

walmart cashier, voice trembling: your..y-your total is uhh..uh..it's neg..your total is $-14.73, uhh (picks up phone, hushed voice) we--uh, I need assistance at lane 26, please

me: (smiling politely, not moving or saying anything)

[posthumanwanderings]

[straycatj]

Mr J! Can I ask what your favorite summer activity is? 🥹

Yep, it's taking a nap on cool floor with sloppy style😑

[toshio]

[catasters]

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[airsignz]

[pissvortex]

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

[xellent]

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

[pissvortex]

this post has a kill count

[anxietyproblem]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

what is appropriate male wedding attire in your opinion

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

So I've blocked you. Wondering why?

Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.

✔️You done a sexism.

✔️You done a bi-erasure.

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.

Tumblr is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet. Pow.

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[zebruh]

my nails are so long I keep chipping them HELP

[zebruh]

hey anon I have feelings for you