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merremia, she/her, 25, 18+ blog

[dogdykeafternoon]

robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be

[relia-robot]

Robotgirl who wears a bra and panties over her translucent plastic to increase her allure

[hardwrench]

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[coldthrenody]

a couple of addition to this post

[coldthrenody]

another

[feverarchive]

[dogpuppy]

welcome back finger your buthole thursdatgy

Who the fuck is that

[akashicrecord]

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

[charl0ttan]

ok are you a guy?

[charl0ttan]

this tweet has been uining me

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[sandmandaddy69]

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[dogpuppy]

[startedraining]

[penismage]

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“..... Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”

[dragongirlsweetie]

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage