devious capricious malicious mischievous

bio asking me who i am :3 fuck if i know

[hellokittystallion]

GOOD MORNING MS MOON!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS TODAY!!!!!

[pnglove]

[silver-peel]

please take him to the vet 👉🏥

[mebssann]

local old man finally gets new clothes

[atomikats]

dinner conversation (based on this)

[waddei]

my son who i hate

[waddei]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[kosmogrl]

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[choysum]

[whimsylinxx]

some of y'all will hear someone else talk about the mental issues he's genuinely struggling with and pick the worst humanly possible response to that like "hm I think I have that too lol" yeah? and I have just made the elective decision to go along with your competitive spirit for laughter and funsies instead of descending into madness. you think you have that disorder? glad you brought that up bc i think you have it too. you're even worse than you think you are actually. i have just a silly diagnosis or two. but you? oh no, you don't need one. it's showing. you're the horrifying lore of your family's lineage. you're completely unpredictable, bonkers even. in fact, im shacking right now to the idea that you're out here and not in a crisp white floor length coat and a locked room. plz seek help and get normaler.

[whimsylinxx]

this is the look I get every time.

a satisfying evil experience so far.

[whimsylinxx]

some of y'all will hear someone else talk about the mental issues he's genuinely struggling with and pick the worst humanly possible response to that like "hm I think I have that too lol" yeah? and I have just made the elective decision to go along with your competitive spirit for laughter and funsies instead of descending into madness. you think you have that disorder? glad you brought that up bc i think you have it too. you're even worse than you think you are actually. i have just a silly diagnosis or two. but you? oh no, you don't need one. it's showing. you're the horrifying lore of your family's lineage. you're completely unpredictable, bonkers even. in fact, im shacking right now to the idea that you're out here and not in a crisp white floor length coat and a locked room. plz seek help and get normaler.

[o-oluuu]

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

[sab3rtooth]

[whimsylinxx]

have you considered that the self refuses to be disciplined.

have you considered that the self is actually mentally unredeemable.

[kettleghost]

i like to think when simon hears a really really funny joke he lets out some super ice king adjacent laugh by accident

[ravangie]

Allow me to introduce: Empress Kuzco💃

More Empress Kuzco here

[silktouchhands]

no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

[silktouchhands]

thats my weird emotional support dog his name is jeremy

[silktouchhands]

"i thought endermen hated endermites?" i never said i liked jeremy

[hoglinstep]

dude i dont think you should have beef with your emotional support dog

[silktouchhands]

the emotion he supports is rage

[funkyness]

there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

[sabertoothwalrus]

[rimonoroni]

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

[rimonoroni]

“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.

[valtsv]

the grim reaper being armed with an enormous razor sharp scythe becomes a lot less intimidating when you understand just how common a tool scythes actually were in the pre industrial era of agriculture. it's like if we invented a personification of death called "the dark handyman" who takes souls by loosening them from the body with his wrench.

[valtsv]

lunch break at the grim reaper factory